Tag: Mike Suskie

Castle Of Heart Review

A Knight In Corroded Armor

HIGH The storybook intro and outro are rather nice.

LOW The controls are atrocious.

WTF A classic-style, side-scrolling platformer that only controls with the analog stick?


Secret of Mana Review

Now With More Accordion

HIGH The option to switch back to the original soundtrack.

LOW The fact that said option was necessary.

WTF So we get this game, but still no Seiken Densetsu 3 localization?


Seven: The Days Long Gone Review

The Three-Quarter Thief

HIGH Polymers. Sweet, precious polymers.

LOW Opening a roof window, not being able to look down through it, jumping in, and falling to my death.

WTF The name “Peh” never doesn’t sound ridiculous.


Divinity: Original Sin II Review

No Longer Original, But Still Divine

HIGH Sending Crispin, the undead philosopher, into an existential collapse.

LOW Side quests often fail to close properly.

WTF An out-of-place Pipe Mania-esque puzzle in the final dungeon.


Doom Review (Switch)

 Hell To Go

HIGH Doom on a handheld! And it’s okay!

LOW The font size is way too small for the Switch’s screen.

WTF I’m still distracted by the “demonic voice” sounding like Dr. Claw.