Tag: Mike Suskie

Distrust Review

Emphasizing The Importance Of Coffee

HIGH Finding an adrenaline shot right as a teammate is about to die.

LOW Some occasionally unreliable pathfinding.

WTF How the hell do I use anomaly traps?


Absolver Review

Yellow Belt

High The aesthetics are awesome.

Low Getting gangbanged five-on-one during the first hour of gameplay.

WTF For an online-focused game, how are the servers this poor?


LawBreakers Review

Goal Makers, Life Takers, Don’t You Mess Around With Me

HIGH Letting the other team charge the battery to 100% and then stealing it.

LOW The dialog and aesthetic are thoroughly forgettable.

WTF The tutorials are literally just YouTube videos? What is this, Elite Dangerous?


Immortal Planet Review

 …Where You’ll Die Frequently

HIGH Merrily knocking enemies off of ledges.

LOW Prisoner One.

WTF Is there a “good” ending? No, really. We’re all trying to figure it out.


Arms Review

 Sweat It Out

HIGH The satisfying muscle aches following a productive session.

LOW That awful solo mode.

WTF Ranked multiplayer getting walled off behind said solo mode.