Tag: Mike Suskie

Doom Review (Switch)

 Hell To Go

HIGH Doom on a handheld! And it’s okay!

LOW The font size is way too small for the Switch’s screen.

WTF I’m still distracted by the “demonic voice” sounding like Dr. Claw.


The Evil Within 2 Review

The Dream Is Collapsing

HIGH Exploring Union.

LOW The writing, and Tango’s expectation that we care this time.

WTF So their intent is to put everyone on the planet in this machine?!


Inmates Review

Mystery Meat HIGH A solid-enough intro. LOW My character recoiling in terror at Roy the security guard. WTF That English translation. Yikes.   I can’t find much information on Davit Andreasyan, the creator of Inmates. This appears to be his first commercial videogame, and if the credits are to be […]

Distrust Review

Emphasizing The Importance Of Coffee

HIGH Finding an adrenaline shot right as a teammate is about to die.

LOW Some occasionally unreliable pathfinding.

WTF How the hell do I use anomaly traps?


Absolver Review

Yellow Belt

High The aesthetics are awesome.

Low Getting gangbanged five-on-one during the first hour of gameplay.

WTF For an online-focused game, how are the servers this poor?


LawBreakers Review

Goal Makers, Life Takers, Don’t You Mess Around With Me

HIGH Letting the other team charge the battery to 100% and then stealing it.

LOW The dialog and aesthetic are thoroughly forgettable.

WTF The tutorials are literally just YouTube videos? What is this, Elite Dangerous?