Getting Laid With Nostalgia

HIGH Seeing Larry back in action.
LOW Having to exhaust all dialogue with all characters to proceed
WTF Weirdly dated pop-culture references.
HIGH I wonder how many Naugas had to die to make that door?
LOW How many times am I going to have to reload this slot machine?
WTF Did Larry just drug a woman for sex?!? How did I forget that was in there?
Sex. Making love. Intercourse. Humping. Shagging. Getting laid. Da nasty. The old in and out. Whoopie. Popping the koochie. Ahhh… I apologize for that outburst. No I wasn't trying to improve our popularity rankings in Google. In my four plus years of writing about videogames, I rarely get to talk about what goes on in the bedroom (or anywhere else for wild and adventurous ones), so I have plenty of pent up frustration on the topic.
Recent Comments