Tiny Tanking
High: It’s a turn-based RPG that respects a player’s time.
Low: Long load times and crashing issues.
WTF: What do you mean I’m not interesting enough to talk to you, merchant?!
Tag: JRPG
Valkyria Revolution Review
The First Casualty of War Is Truth
HIGH It’s a mecha-dragon!
LOW Defending the same valley for the 32nd time.
WTF Who thought it was a good idea to give me limited ranged weapons when fighting an airship?
Blue Reflection Review
The Smile Is Mightier Than The Sword
HIGH The bosses, who appear to have been pulled out of a From Software game.
LOW Trying to puzzle out how the ‘ugly bear doll’ sidequest worked.
WTF Yay! My pocket monster grew up to be prime minister of the monster cave!
Accel World Vs Sword Art Online Review
Mashup Without Meaning
High A new story for fans of both series.
Low Menus upon Menus upon Menus…
WTF How the $%^& do I sit in this game?
Dark Rose Valkyrie Review
By Any Other Name
HIGH A great art style and intriguing fiction…
LOW …undone by an absurd amount of filler and unnecessary mechanical complication
WTF An elite military monster-hunting unit that ends up fighting in its skivvies a third of the time? Buy some armor, kids!
Persona 5 Review
Youth In Revolt
HIGH Fixing the laptop results in a wonderful surprise.
LOW Certain sequences drag on for way, way too long.
WTF I’ll go to bed when I bloody well feel like it, Morgana.
Kingdom Hearts 1.5 + 2.5 ReMix Review
Keep it Simple (and Clean), Stupid
HIGH Huge amounts of content, all the most essential Kingdom Hearts material.
LOW Nothing that hasn’t been seen before.
WTF Needing three wikis and a Google doc just to keep track of the plot.
Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue Review
Another Remaster With A Weirdly-Long Name
HIGH Get a taste of the engine that will be used in Kingdom Hearts III.
LOW It’s not exactly newcomer friendly.
WTF Now … just where exactly is Kingdom Hearts III?
Exist Archive Review
Beyond The Veil
HIGH Decimating a boss with a perfectly-timed 300-hit combo.
LOW Arriving in the same damn lava cave for the twentieth time.
WTF Wait, you’re saying I can’t even damage this boss with my current team?
The Legend Of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel II Review
Mech It A Double
HIGH These characters are pretty great.
LOW Again with the missable, poorly signposted side quests!
WTF Black hair? I thought it was dark blue all this time…
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