Waifool Me Once, Shame On Me…
HIGH Nearly every aspect of this game can be fast-forwarded.
LOW Uninspired plot, annoying dialogue, inconsequential combat.
WTF Hunting for pudding ingredients in the middle of the apocalypse.
Tag: JRPG
Rainbow Skies Review
Coulda Used That Pot Of Gold
HIGH Blowing through the final boss’ second form without taking damage.
LOW Any fight with more than six enemies.
WTF Who thought all these attack cutaways were a good idea?
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux Review
Fighting The Dark Side Of Humanity
High A faithful return to the material with new additions.
Low Might be offputting for those who aren’t familiar with the series.
WTF The baby with spider legs still haunts my nightmares.
Earthlock Review
As The World Turns
HIGH It feels so much like a JRPG from the PS2 era.
LOW Sometimes I want to send it back to the PS2 era.
WTF “Hogbunny” doesn’t sound like the kind of name a species would give itself…
Tokyo Xanadu EX+ Review
They’re Pushing Into Our World…
HIGH Wiping out a boss in seconds by unloading a chain of six super attacks on it.
LOW Picking the wrong partner for a dungeon because I had to choose before knowing what was inside.
WTF So we’re just going to watch a whole musical performance now?
Atelier Lydie and Suelle: Alchemists and the Mysterious Paintings Review
Perfect Finish!
HIGH The entirety of the final painting!
LOW Walking around in circles trying to find quest triggers without a map.
WTF More Weissbergs? Are you screwing with me, Gust?
Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet
Bring A Gun To A Swordfight
HIGH The ‘Death Gun’ fight.
LOW Not being able to shoot up while flying foes can shoot down.
WTF I’m not super-clear on what the purpose of ‘Kiriko’ was.
Ni No Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom Review
A Wholesome Tale Of World Domination
HIGH A constant barrage of good vibes and happiness.
LOW It seems like only 20% of the dialogue is voiced.
WTF The opening of the game and Roland’s backstory are a tad… out of place.
Radiant Historia: Perfect Chronology Review
There And Back Again. And again. And again…
HIGH Fantastic branching story with memorable characters and clever combat mechanics
LOW Backtracking.
WTF …is Raynie wearing? Can she breathe in that getup?
Atelier Firis: Alchemist of the Mysterious Journey Review
The World Is Her Oyster
HIGH Finally getting revenge on that Dragon-Man!
LOW The English Dub is… well, they pronounce it ‘At-Leer’. Let’s leave it at that.
WTF Another Weissberg? Is this a message to me?
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