Mediocre & Glitchy
HIGH The character art in stills.
LOW Glitch-filled. Mediocre combat.
WTF The severe lack of character development
Tears of Avia Review
Tag: JRPG
Yakuza: Like A Dragon Review
Yakuza: The Next Generation
HIGH Beating up a backhoe.
LOW Saving up for hours to buy just one weapon.
WTF The City Slicker.
Moon Review
Because That’s What Heroes Do
HIGH Saving Perogon.
LOW Every second playing the awful spaceship minigame.
WTF What happens when you follow the Baker home from the bar.
Death end Re;Quest 2 Review
Love Is The Sharpest Knife
HIGH The main character’s best friend is named Rotten Dollheart.
LOW The grim reaper is more annoying than threatening.
WTF To reiterate, there is a character named Rotten Dollheart.
Little Town Hero Review
As Slow As The Town Is Old
HIGH Unique combat system. Stunning artwork.
LOW The random elements of combat.
WTF What is she smoking that burns purple?
Mistover Review
Darkest (Anime) Dungeon
HIGH Great character designs.
LOW Long random encounters and randomized dungeons.
WTF The Healer making excited sounds when damaged.
Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth Complete
Sheesh… Rookies
HIGH Finally getting one of the di-digivolutions (no that’s not misspelled) to work.
LOW The Bancho Leomon boss fight, which features an attack that instantly kills 2/3 party
members… repeatedly.
WTF One boss consumes a character, who then appears on the boss wearing a ball gag. It’s for kids!
The Alliance Alive HD Remastered
Second Time Ain’t The Charm
HIGH Robbins’ dialogue.
LOW The Crystal Realm, awkwardly structured and burdened with a bad dungeon.
WTF More than once, a character meets new people and immediately commits treason on their behalf.
Grandia HD Collection Review
Pure JRPG Comfort Food
HIGH Two bonafide JRPG classics presented the best they’ve ever been…
LOW …But still not presented in a manner fitting for games such as these.
WTF I’m so sick of HD “collections” that are incomplete.
Kingdom Hearts III Second Opinion
Successful Saga Surcease
HIGH Tom Hanks’ brother voices Woody.
LOW Maybe 20% of people who play will get the satisfaction that I did.
WTF Kingdom Hearts.
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