HIGH Starting new game+ and wiping out a boss with my opening salvo.
LOW No way to reload weapons during the gauntlet on the way to the final boss.
WTF There’s a mole villain named ‘Burroughs’, and that’s just the start of the puns…
HIGH It’s absolutely jam-packed with quality content.
LOW The linear approach to discovering and making progress throughout the world.
WTF Least romantic marriage ever? Least romantic marriage ever.
HIGH The ‘Mount Doom’ scene.
LOW The giant fish boss that can only be slightly harmed every couple of minutes.
WTF So many animals to befriend!
HIGH Figuring out the optimal way through a difficult battle.
LOW Meeting a new character well before I’ve gotten a chance to get to know the previous one.
WTF Gunmancy???
HIGH Nearly every aspect of this game can be fast-forwarded.
LOW Uninspired plot, annoying dialogue, inconsequential combat.
WTF Hunting for pudding ingredients in the middle of the apocalypse.
HIGH Blowing through the final boss’ second form without taking damage.
LOW Any fight with more than six enemies.
WTF Who thought all these attack cutaways were a good idea?
High A faithful return to the material with new additions.
Low Might be offputting for those who aren’t familiar with the series.
WTF The baby with spider legs still haunts my nightmares.
HIGH It feels so much like a JRPG from the PS2 era.
LOW Sometimes I want to send it back to the PS2 era.
WTF “Hogbunny” doesn’t sound like the kind of name a species would give itself…
HIGH Wiping out a boss in seconds by unloading a chain of six super attacks on it.
LOW Picking the wrong partner for a dungeon because I had to choose before knowing what was inside.
WTF So we’re just going to watch a whole musical performance now?
HIGH The entirety of the final painting!
LOW Walking around in circles trying to find quest triggers without a map.
WTF More Weissbergs? Are you screwing with me, Gust?
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