HIGH Finally getting one of the di-digivolutions (no that’s not misspelled) to work.
LOW The Bancho Leomon boss fight, which features an attack that instantly kills 2/3 party
members… repeatedly.
WTF One boss consumes a character, who then appears on the boss wearing a ball gag. It’s for kids!
HIGH Robbins’ dialogue.
LOW The Crystal Realm, awkwardly structured and burdened with a bad dungeon.
WTF More than once, a character meets new people and immediately commits treason on their behalf.
HIGH Two bonafide JRPG classics presented the best they’ve ever been…
LOW …But still not presented in a manner fitting for games such as these.
WTF I’m so sick of HD “collections” that are incomplete.
HIGH Tom Hanks’ brother voices Woody.
LOW Maybe 20% of people who play will get the satisfaction that I did.
WTF Kingdom Hearts.
HIGH: At times sweet, earnest, and a little bit inspiring.
Bunny ears.
LOW: Endless, unnecessary dialogue. Meaningless sidequests.
WTF: Spoiler alert: Your sister might be in love with him??
HIGH Getting the hang of semi-automated synthesis!
LOW The second-to-last goal is a punishing slog.
WTF So that’s what’s going on with Pamela? I have so many questions!
HIGH The main character’s super-adorbs teddy bear avatar.
LOW Spending half an hour looking for a key that blended far too well into the background.
WTF Is gore-porn a genre tag I can add?
HIGH Exciting storyline and likable protagonists. Great plot twists!
LOW The last hour gets a bit grindy.
WTF Was behind the one door in the entire game that I couldn’t open???
HIGH Starting new game+ and wiping out a boss with my opening salvo.
LOW No way to reload weapons during the gauntlet on the way to the final boss.
WTF There’s a mole villain named ‘Burroughs’, and that’s just the start of the puns…
HIGH It’s absolutely jam-packed with quality content.
LOW The linear approach to discovering and making progress throughout the world.
WTF Least romantic marriage ever? Least romantic marriage ever.
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