HIGH: At times sweet, earnest, and a little bit inspiring.
Bunny ears.
LOW: Endless, unnecessary dialogue. Meaningless sidequests.
WTF: Spoiler alert: Your sister might be in love with him??
HIGH Getting the hang of semi-automated synthesis!
LOW The second-to-last goal is a punishing slog.
WTF So that’s what’s going on with Pamela? I have so many questions!
HIGH The main character’s super-adorbs teddy bear avatar.
LOW Spending half an hour looking for a key that blended far too well into the background.
WTF Is gore-porn a genre tag I can add?
HIGH Exciting storyline and likable protagonists. Great plot twists!
LOW The last hour gets a bit grindy.
WTF Was behind the one door in the entire game that I couldn’t open???
HIGH Starting new game+ and wiping out a boss with my opening salvo.
LOW No way to reload weapons during the gauntlet on the way to the final boss.
WTF There’s a mole villain named ‘Burroughs’, and that’s just the start of the puns…
HIGH It’s absolutely jam-packed with quality content.
LOW The linear approach to discovering and making progress throughout the world.
WTF Least romantic marriage ever? Least romantic marriage ever.
HIGH The ‘Mount Doom’ scene.
LOW The giant fish boss that can only be slightly harmed every couple of minutes.
WTF So many animals to befriend!
HIGH Figuring out the optimal way through a difficult battle.
LOW Meeting a new character well before I’ve gotten a chance to get to know the previous one.
WTF Gunmancy???
HIGH Nearly every aspect of this game can be fast-forwarded.
LOW Uninspired plot, annoying dialogue, inconsequential combat.
WTF Hunting for pudding ingredients in the middle of the apocalypse.
HIGH Blowing through the final boss’ second form without taking damage.
LOW Any fight with more than six enemies.
WTF Who thought all these attack cutaways were a good idea?
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