Tag: Jeff Ortloff

Sanctus Mortem Review

Mortals, Gods, And The Inky Blackness Of Space

HIGH Exciting storyline and likable protagonists. Great plot twists!

LOW The last hour gets a bit grindy.

WTF Was behind the one door in the entire game that I couldn’t open???


The Messenger Review

Ninjas, Nostalgia, And Nigh-Impossible Platforming

HIGH Clever story, neat characters.

LOW Being “killed” 53 times by the same boss and chase.

WTF What does Quarble spend his Time Shards on?


Mothergunship Review

That’s A Lot Of Robots…

HIGH filling entire rooms with laser beams and explosive ordinance.

LOW losing EVERYTHING when you die.

WTF Why can’t I pop the party balloons with my punchy fists?


Unavowed Review

New York, New York… It’s A Hell Of A Town

HIGH Enthralling storytelling, memorable characters, and a shocking reveal.

LOW A little too much backtracking. Some puzzle logic didn’t mesh.

WTF What do Mandana and Eli do for day jobs?


Jurassic World Evolution Review

Tyrannosaurs In The Pouring Rain

HIGH Successfully maintaining a profit without getting patrons eaten.

LOW Basically using the same strategy on each new map and challenge.

WTF Why would visitors run INTO the broken carnivore paddock???


Moonlighter Review

 Looting For A Higher Purpose

HIGH Watching the town fill with new folk as I made progress.

LOW Occasionally sticky controls, especially when attacking.

WTF Where are the citizens getting all their money?