Tag: Jarrod Johnston

Axiom Verge Review (Switch)

On The Verge Again

HIGH Yo, it’s Axiom Verge on the TV or on the go.

LOW $20 may be a tad high for a two-year old game with no extras that’s on sale all the time.

WTF One guy made every aspect of it. I am clearly inferior to this man.


Everybody’s Golf Review

Ahhh…You’re In The Beach

HIGH The pleasant enjoyment of the franchise remains intact…

LOW …unless you happened to enjoy the gameplay improvements in previous entries.

WTF Look, I’m not letting this go. Everybody’s Golf is an awful name.


Sonic Mania Review

They Actually Did It!

HIGH This whole game makes me high with joy.

LOW Hitting enemies or falling into pits because Sonic’s going too fast to see in front of him.

WTF How did some guy in Australia pull off what Sega has been trying to accomplish for two decades?


Castle Of Shikigami Review (PC)

The Perfect Game For A Serial Killer Mystery Plot

HIGH Avoiding hundreds of bullets while dismantling an absurdly long life bar.

LOW Dying because my character is a blurry mess on a high resolution screen.

WTF …The whole darn game.


Full Throttle: Remastered Review

I Thank The Lo-o-ord Each Day For The Apocalypse

HIGH Attacking bikers with a chainsaw…

LOW …Only to realize that it isn’t nearly as cool as I remember it.

WTF Where’s the Sam & Max Hit The Road remaster? Let’s get to the turkey already, shall we?