Tag: Jarrod Johnston

Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order Second Opinion

All The Force Puns Were Taken. It’s A Great Videogame.

HIGH Mike was right. Deflecting blaster shots is pretty dope.

LOW Failing that damn Padawan wallrunning test twenty times

WTF Dear EA, Please fire the dolt in marketing who spoiled the coolest reveal in a commercial.


Need For Speed: Heat Review

In Pursuit Of Relevance

HIGH The Day/Night split is both interesting and well implemented.

LOW: The stories in this series continue to be insufferable…

WTF: …which would’ve been more bearable with a healthy dose of FMV, which ain’t here.


Shenmue III Review

Excuse Me…

HIGH SHENMUE III IS A REAL VIDEOGAME AND I PLAYED IT.

LOW Will be seen as as laughably dated to newcomers.

WTF The 19 different ways western voice actors say the name “Ryo”.


Death Stranding Review

Strands Across America

HIGH The online sharing is one of the coolest things ever in a game.

LOW The storytelling is absolute junk.

WTF Hideo Kojima has all the subtlety of a custard pie to the face.


Valfaris Review

No One Can Destroy The Metal

HIGH This game shreds so damn hard.

LOW Umm… Uhh… The story is kinda meh?

WTF: It’s a 2D side-scrolling indie action platformer that isn’t a Metroidvania?!?


Grandia HD Collection Review

Pure JRPG Comfort Food

HIGH Two bonafide JRPG classics presented the best they’ve ever been…

LOW …But still not presented in a manner fitting for games such as these.

WTF I’m so sick of HD “collections” that are incomplete.