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HIGH Pixel Neo Noir looks great.
LOW Lackluster and inconsistent combat.
WTF The number of memes.
HIGH Learning what the title refers to.
LOW The jump mechanic is a little sticky.
WTF Tariq’s Bitchtape.
HIGH Great scope, solid puzzles, good sense of humor.
LOW Ghosting through doors was not adequately tutorialized.
WTF The, uh… ‘style’ of Akiro’s portrait art.
HIGH Getting my first A.
LOW Getting my first F.
WTF Please play with a stylus. Trust me.
HIGH Mechanically superb with a surprising story.
LOW The low-light rooms.
WTF What am I using to clone myself?
HIGH A cyberpunk setting mixed with HP Lovecraft.
LOW Simple, boring puzzles.
WTF I’m still not entirely sure what the story was about.
HIGH Petting! All! The! doggos!
LOW Dying of starvation twice in a row, with no hope of collecting food.
WTF Getting the sled stuck in an infinite loop.
HIGH Beautiful sprite work and music.
LOW Unexpectedly being able to die late in the game.
WTF How is this skeleton pregnant?
HIGH Engaging choices and story.
LOW The first act is too short.
WTF Who’s talking to me?
HIGH Incredible physics.
LOW Dull combat and dark, repetitive levels.
WTF Right, so who the hell am I?
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