Waifool Me Once, Shame On Me…
HIGH Nearly every aspect of this game can be fast-forwarded.
LOW Uninspired plot, annoying dialogue, inconsequential combat.
WTF Hunting for pudding ingredients in the middle of the apocalypse.
HIGH Figuring out how to lay down massive damage against Trillion.
LOW Repeating it for the entirety of the game with little variation.
WTF Itchy. Tasty.
HIGH Your sidekick is a Seaman!
LOW Getting 1-shotted by every monster in a dungeon that I had no idea I was too low-level for.
HIGH Letting Blanc unleash hell with her huge hammer in goddess form.
LOW My copy crashing every 20-40 minutes.
WTF "Adults could get arrested just for looking at us."
HIGH The hunky anime boys.
LOW … But they're all massive jerks.
WTF Being locked in a cage is not one of my personal turn-ons.
HIGH A strong and lively ensemble cast
LOW Routes are too short and the romance suffers for it
WTF Everything about the epilogue
HIGH Setting up a perfect chain of Harmonics attacks
LOW The wet dishrag of a main character
WTF Making "old lady" jokes at the expense of a… 28-year-old?!
HIGH the deckbuilding and strategic play are deep and satisfying.
LOW tapping a virtual girl's clitoris frantically before stroking the Vita like an erect penis.
WTF Who in their right mind thought these touch functions were a good idea?