The Chicken-House is Coming For You
HIGH Knocking down a kitchen wall and finding…
LOW The game apparently thinks I’m the height of a baby?
WTF Is no one concerned about this fissure to hell in the basement?
Tag: Horror
Distrust Review
Emphasizing The Importance Of Coffee
HIGH Finding an adrenaline shot right as a teammate is about to die.
LOW Some occasionally unreliable pathfinding.
WTF How the hell do I use anomaly traps?
Observer Review
We’ll Remember That For You, Whether You Want It Or Not
HIGH Taking my first trip inside someone’s subconscious.
LOW Spending twenty minutes getting killed by a Cybogre over and over again.
WTF This is the second game I’ve played this week set in 2084. We get it. You like Orwell.
Don’t Run Away Preview
This isn’t a normal preview, since it’s not really fair to write a preview of your own project. So instead, I’m announcing my upcoming game/criticism project, the Visual Novel Don’t Run Away!
Conarium Review
You Don’t Want to Know What the Third Eye Saw
HIGH Shoggoth chase!
LOW The developers completely failing to flag something crucial, costing me an hour of backtracking.
WTF Why is smashing walls so satisfying?
Friday the 13th: The Game Review
The Man Behind The Mask
HIGH Finally going through the all the steps necessary to kill Jason.
LOW Why isn’t the phone box on the counselors’ map?
WTF Actually, it’s Ch-ch-ch, Ha-ha-ha. You’re making the game, how do you not know that?
Little Nightmares Review
Dreamlike Ambitions, Nightmarish Issues
HIGH The game’s final sequence is appropriately epic.
LOW Wonky physics and difficulty perceiving depth.
WTF Six’s appetite goes beyond stale pieces of bread.
Outlast 2 Review
Run, Fail, Die, Repeat
HIGH All the school sections.
LOW The story is predictable.
WTF Rotting child corpses.
Slayaway Camp Review
Impalement Is Rarely This Good
HIGH The back-of-box movie synopses.
LOW The feeling of spending 100 coins to unlock a puzzle solution that was completely obvious in retrospect.
WTF There’s a Gelatinous Cube.
The Crow’s Eye Review
Quite A Rug-Puller, That
HIGH The Magnet Wall puzzles.
LOW The rolling block puzzle. Dear lord, never again.
WTF Who told the villain it was a good idea to do a Mark Hamill Joker impression?
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