Some Secrets Should Stay Buried
HIGH The hotel chase ranks among the best first-person action scenes.
LOW I’m expected to know when to run towards an explosion?
WTF What, exactly, is a Quantum resonator?
The Beast Inside Review
Tag: Horror
Moons of Madness Review
The Red And Black Planet
HIGH Routine Martian maintenance.
LOW Stunlock-happy killbots.
WTF Are we ever going to get to the fireworks factory?
Rest In Pieces Review
Dreams Are Fragile Things
HIGH Passing ten obstacles without touching the controller once.
LOW Multiple sets of rotating blades with no gap between them.
WTF That clown might be a little too scary, honestly.
The Dark Pictures: Man Of Medan Review
Never Vacation With An Ashmore
HIGH The ballroom scene.
LOW I can’t skip old dialogue and cutscenes when replaying the game?
WTF Dear god, he’s been watching me this whole time!
Until Dawn – The Definitive Article
Greetings! You may know me as the author of the definitive Dead to Rights article (the longest videogame review ever – proving quality doesn't matter as long as you have quantity), the definitive Heavy Rain article, the definitive LA Noire article, and, of course, the still-unfinished definitive series of articles about Deadly Premonition. Then again, you probably don't know me, so consider that a super-self-aggrandizing hello. Point is, today I'm here to offer another definitive look at a video game – this time, it's PS4 interactive horror movie Until Dawn!
Darkwood Review
The Forest Eats Everything… Eventually
HIGH Getting my hands on an axe, at long last.
LOW Dogs are too good at knocking down my barricaded doors.
WTF The drug trips. Yikes.
The Sinking City Review
No Happy Endings Under The Sea
HIGH Tommygunning a 12-foot-tall wall of angry meat.
LOW Spending too much time walking to research hubs.
WTF There’s a cameo by Creepy Watson!
Yuppie Psycho Review
Blood-Red Collar Work
HIGH Finding all of the hidden short films.
LOW The third boss fight is borderline incomprehensible.
WTF I swear that’s James Spader right over there.
A Plague Tale: Innocence Review
The Bleak Plague
HIGH Walking through a ‘Red Sea’ of rats.
LOW The final boss encounter is a complete mess.
WTF Ratnado!
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