You Don’t Want to Know What the Third Eye Saw
HIGH Shoggoth chase!
LOW The developers completely failing to flag something crucial, costing me an hour of backtracking.
WTF Why is smashing walls so satisfying?
Tag: Horror
Friday the 13th: The Game Review
The Man Behind The Mask
HIGH Finally going through the all the steps necessary to kill Jason.
LOW Why isn’t the phone box on the counselors’ map?
WTF Actually, it’s Ch-ch-ch, Ha-ha-ha. You’re making the game, how do you not know that?
Little Nightmares Review
Dreamlike Ambitions, Nightmarish Issues
HIGH The game’s final sequence is appropriately epic.
LOW Wonky physics and difficulty perceiving depth.
WTF Six’s appetite goes beyond stale pieces of bread.
Outlast 2 Review
Run, Fail, Die, Repeat
HIGH All the school sections.
LOW The story is predictable.
WTF Rotting child corpses.
Slayaway Camp Review
Impalement Is Rarely This Good
HIGH The back-of-box movie synopses.
LOW The feeling of spending 100 coins to unlock a puzzle solution that was completely obvious in retrospect.
WTF There’s a Gelatinous Cube.
The Crow’s Eye Review
Quite A Rug-Puller, That
HIGH The Magnet Wall puzzles.
LOW The rolling block puzzle. Dear lord, never again.
WTF Who told the villain it was a good idea to do a Mark Hamill Joker impression?
Die Young Preview
Die Young takes players to a mysterious Mediterranean island and sets them loose in a parched playground packed with wild dogs and scythe-wielding executioners. It offers a stellar opening – the main character awakes at the bottom of dry well, almost dead from thirst. A cover is removed from the top of the well, and instructions are dropped down by a mysterious benefactor, or possibly the villain responsible for the dire situation.
Bucket Detective Review
Oh, Was That The line Back There? Did I Cross It?
HIGH Laughing one moment, shocked the next, and wrapping it all up with a little bow of terror.
LOW “Puzzle game” and “Guess-randomly-because-I-don’t-even-know game” are the same here.
WTF Unexplained naked guys with masks of the Dark Lord?
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