Run, Fail, Die, Repeat
HIGH All the school sections.
LOW The story is predictable.
WTF Rotting child corpses.
Tag: Horror
Slayaway Camp Review
Impalement Is Rarely This Good
HIGH The back-of-box movie synopses.
LOW The feeling of spending 100 coins to unlock a puzzle solution that was completely obvious in retrospect.
WTF There’s a Gelatinous Cube.
The Crow’s Eye Review
Quite A Rug-Puller, That
HIGH The Magnet Wall puzzles.
LOW The rolling block puzzle. Dear lord, never again.
WTF Who told the villain it was a good idea to do a Mark Hamill Joker impression?
Die Young Preview
Die Young takes players to a mysterious Mediterranean island and sets them loose in a parched playground packed with wild dogs and scythe-wielding executioners. It offers a stellar opening – the main character awakes at the bottom of dry well, almost dead from thirst. A cover is removed from the top of the well, and instructions are dropped down by a mysterious benefactor, or possibly the villain responsible for the dire situation.
Bucket Detective Review
Oh, Was That The line Back There? Did I Cross It?
HIGH Laughing one moment, shocked the next, and wrapping it all up with a little bow of terror.
LOW “Puzzle game” and “Guess-randomly-because-I-don’t-even-know game” are the same here.
WTF Unexplained naked guys with masks of the Dark Lord?
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Weeping Doll Review
Cor Blimey, It’s a Japanese Ghost!
HIGH When the doll puzzle added item interaction to the game.
LOW Spending ten minutes looking for a key because it wasn’t clear that I’d completed a puzzle.
WTF Okay, I’m ready for the big finale! Or… the credits, I guess?
Hot Take, Old Game: Outlast
You know that heavy, serious movie in your Netflix queue that you always mean to watch, but never turn on? You’re just never in the right mood to take on whatever subject matter it features, so instead you binge four episodes of Star Trek back-to-back that end up being twice as long as the serious movie?
Outlast is the videogame version of that serious movie for me.
Archimedes Review
Sending Out An SOS
HIGH: Fourth wall-breaking investigations.
LOW: Preset instant messenger inputs.
WTF: Those crime scene pictures.
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