Learn From The Past Or Perish

HIGH Fi is SO ADORBS!
LOW The base inventory limit is shockingly small.
WTF Would two years of farmwork really render alchemy skills that rusty?
HIGH I have a pet Puni!
LOW The confusing harvesting system made me miss important items.
WTF That is certainly one adventurous goat!
HIGH “Why are you even here?”
LOW Muddling through unclear clues.
WTF Are you sure this basket came out of a pot? Because it’s obviously woven.
HIGH Silent Green, the delicious, healthy snack.
LOW Reams and reams of uninteresting, awkwardly translated exposition.
WTF An empress. In public. With a visible butt crack.
HIGH Finally getting into a duel with that dragon.
LOW High level alchemy makes no sense.
WTF That's the most adorable funeral I've ever attended!
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