Making Vampires Sexy Again
HIGH Muveil’s bathing suit cutscene.
LOW Occasionally bosses will unleash a move (without decent warning!) that does 80% damage.
WTF Aluche’s ‘upgrade wedding dress’ outfit.
HIGH Silent Green, the delicious, healthy snack.
LOW Reams and reams of uninteresting, awkwardly translated exposition.
WTF An empress. In public. With a visible butt crack.
HIGH Finally getting into a duel with that dragon.
LOW High level alchemy makes no sense.
WTF That's the most adorable funeral I've ever attended!
HIGH Realizing that I'd become a good enough alchemist to craft the most powerful equipment in the game.
LOW Okay, I know that secret boss is a giant wolf with cosmic abilities, but he's still a little overpowered.
WTF Did the game just take time out for a competitive eating subplot?
HIGH Forging ridiculously awesome equipment and putting it to use.
LOW The game is eternally marching towards an ill-advised cutoff point.
WTF Phonetically speaking, Esty Dee is quite possibly the most unfortunate name ever.
HIGH It's beautiful and charming.
LOW The rigidly enforced time limit for getting things done is way too harsh.
HIGH Seeing what finally became of the kingdom I worked so hard to build.
LOW I just want a Lvl2 fire resistant item, and I know it's here somewhere!
WTF Well, that bath scene was certainly unexpected!