Inheriting The Big Questions
HIGH “Why are you even here?”
LOW Muddling through unclear clues.
WTF Are you sure this basket came out of a pot? Because it’s obviously woven.
Atelier Lulua: The Scion Of Arland Review
Tag: Gust
Atelier Lydie and Suelle: Alchemists and the Mysterious Paintings Review
Perfect Finish!
HIGH The entirety of the final painting!
LOW Walking around in circles trying to find quest triggers without a map.
WTF More Weissbergs? Are you screwing with me, Gust?
Nights Of Azure 2: Bride Of The New Moon Review
Making Vampires Sexy Again
HIGH Muveil’s bathing suit cutscene.
LOW Occasionally bosses will unleash a move (without decent warning!) that does 80% damage.
WTF Aluche’s ‘upgrade wedding dress’ outfit.
Atelier Firis: Alchemist of the Mysterious Journey Review
The World Is Her Oyster
HIGH Finally getting revenge on that Dragon-Man!
LOW The English Dub is… well, they pronounce it ‘At-Leer’. Let’s leave it at that.
WTF Another Weissberg? Is this a message to me?
Atelier Sophie: Alchemist of the Mysterious Book Review
A New Start!
HIGH Executing a full-cooperation attack and wiping out a boss in a single stroke.
LOW Where the heck are those Spirit Crystals?
WTF Weissberg? Is that character named after me?
Nights of Azure Review
Time for bed?
HIGH The art style and soundtrack are exceptional.
LOW The gameplay, storyline and translation aren’t.
WTF ‘Where’s the next turd?!‘
Ar Nosurge: Ode to an Unborn Star Review
Is Nofun: Tribute to a Visual Hovel
HIGH Silent Green, the delicious, healthy snack.
LOW Reams and reams of uninteresting, awkwardly translated exposition.
WTF An empress. In public. With a visible butt crack.
Atelier Ayesha: The Alchemist of Dusk Review
Low-Quality Synthesis
HIGH Finally getting into a duel with that dragon.
LOW High level alchemy makes no sense.
WTF That's the most adorable funeral I've ever attended!
Atelier Escha & Logy Review
Perfect Blend!
HIGH Realizing that I'd become a good enough alchemist to craft the most powerful equipment in the game.
LOW Okay, I know that secret boss is a giant wolf with cosmic abilities, but he's still a little overpowered.
WTF Did the game just take time out for a competitive eating subplot?
Atelier Meruru Plus: The Apprentice of Arland Review
Now, Go Bravely
HIGH Forging ridiculously awesome equipment and putting it to use.
LOW The game is eternally marching towards an ill-advised cutoff point.
WTF Phonetically speaking, Esty Dee is quite possibly the most unfortunate name ever.
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