Just like old times
HIGH It's only as hand-holding as players want it to be.
LOW Weird bugs destroying perfectly-planned progress.
WTF Sometimes I can manually save, and sometimes I can't? Huh?
HIGH It's only as hand-holding as players want it to be.
LOW Weird bugs destroying perfectly-planned progress.
WTF Sometimes I can manually save, and sometimes I can't? Huh?
HIGH Your sidekick is a Seaman!
LOW Getting 1-shotted by every monster in a dungeon that I had no idea I was too low-level for.
WTF Neplunker!
HIGH Maxing out my raft.
LOW Finally that rain ended! Now I can >THUNDERCLAP<
WTF I'm riding a raft down a river and I can't fish?
HIGH Getting through a tough mission with a full squad, everyone at their best.
LOW Seeing the same water treatment mission over and over.
WTF No previews of clothing before buying? Come on.
HIGH Taking down a boss with a perfect special weapon chain.
LOW Missing out on a good ending by taking five seconds too long.
WTF Is that all there is to a tower of trials?
HIGH The light and shadow system creates some clever puzzles.
LOW A few moments of trial-and-error thanks to artificially high difficulty.
WTF All those little girls' corpses hanging from trees.
HIGH Blasting enemies in the back with a shotgun to initiate encounters.
LOW Missable, unposted sidequests. Nggggh.
WTF Is BLADE the least interesting card game ever devised? Quite possibly.
HIGH It appeared to be uncharted territory for a first-person title…
LOW … until I realized it was sort of identical to any other Far Cry title.
WTF Monosyllabic grunts kill the rom-com subplot.
HIGH I have never seen the difficulty of doing basic things while depressed dramatized so well.
LOW The ten-minute play time doesn't leave room for much else.
WTF Wait—there was a story? Like, a real story?
HIGH Letting Blanc unleash hell with her huge hammer in goddess form.
LOW My copy crashing every 20-40 minutes.
WTF "Adults could get arrested just for looking at us."
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