Gardening by magic
HIGH Farming and crafting for days
LOW Repeating the same processes for story progression
WTF How do these teenagers and children keep saving the world?
Tag: Game Reviews
The Park Review
Terrible parent simulator
HIGH Deleting it from my hard drive after finishing it
LOW Several documents with 20+ lines in tiny text
WTF How can a developer with a pedigree make something so stale?
Valkyria Chronicles Remastered Review
War Like None Other
HIGH A perfect port of one of the PS3’s best games
LOW Not much to entice people who already own the PS3 or PC versions
WTF Love can bloom on the battlefield, but can war be adorable? Spoiler: Yes, it can.
NightCry Review
Schlock Tower
HIGH The “Beer Bar.”
LOW Finally getting a sequence right, only to have the game crash.
WTF The hero saying point-blank that he doesn’t have anything important to post on Twitter.
Severed Review
A dull blade
HIGH The art is elegantly amazing.
LOW It runs out of steam way too fast.
WTF Why are there so many locked doors?
Blues and Bullets Chapter 2: Shaking the Hive Review
Into the Abyss
HIGH Learning where the 'werewolf' came from.
LOW The game doubles down on its weakest element.
WTF The 9/11 'joke'.
Disgaea PC Review
You Can’t Quite Go Home Again, Dood
HIGH The humor and likable characters
LOW I miss the sequels’ enhancements that make grinding easier
WTF I miss the sequels’ enhancements that make it easier
Samorost 3 Review
Jamming to the sounds of nature
HIGH The audio design is absolutely on point
LOW A few puzzles require too much walking between areas
WTF Lengthy memorization puzzles can be challenging
Koi Review
Not hooked
HIGH The concept is great.
LOW Everything else.
WTF Why are we in the stars now?
Mysterious Castle Review
Obvious Hovel
HIGH It didn't take long.
LOW A puzzle was so badly bugged that I had to restart a whole level in order to deal with it.
WTF Seriously, how does that even happen in a game this short and this thin?
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