Breaker of Critics
HIGH The ‘bad’ ending.
LOW The ‘true’ ending.
WTF There’s a plotline about playing Pygmalion for an insect in love with a prince.
Tag: Game Reviews
King’s Quest: Once Upon A Climb Review
I really need that rope…
HIGH The exciting resolution.
LOW I’m terrible at music puzzles. I hate ‘em!
WTF What’s the deal with the huge gap of time between episodes?
Stories: The Path of Destinies Review
Groundhog Fox
HIGH Finally getting a decent ending.
LOW Basically any fight after about the first three playthroughs.
WTF You have sky pirates, magic gems, floating islands, and an anthropomorphic fox hero and the best title you could manage was Stories: The Path of Destinies? Seriously?
The Walking Dead: Michonne Episode 3 – What We Deserve Review
Wish it didn’t always come to this…
HIGH A musical montage that perfectly captures the mood of characters preparing for an inevitable battle.
LOW The conclusion of Michonne’s missing daughters fails to deliver and ends the episode on a down note.
WTF Fratricide.
Zen Pinball 2: Aliens Vs. Pinball Review
Game over, man! Game over!
HIGH The Aliens table is an instant classic.
LOW The hacking minigame is way too hard.
WTF I forgot (until now) there was an Aliens film I hadn’t seen.
Superhot Review
Super Not … gonna forget this game any time soon
HIGH Splitting an incoming bullet in two with a swift katana slice.
LOW Some challenge modes are lame.
WTF I wonder how much money Microsoft ponied up to keep this exclusive on XBO
Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth Review
You’ll want to digi-solve this crime
HIGH Experiments with all the digievolution options
LOW Boring characters,
WTF Why is Nokia so annoying?
Hitman: World of Tomorrow Review
A perfect murder
HIGH Feels like a love letter to fans
LOW Save restrictions in secondary game modes
WTF NPCs still referencing a target and not reacting much after he’s been killed
Return to Popolocrois: A Story of Seasons Fairytale Review
Gardening by magic
HIGH Farming and crafting for days
LOW Repeating the same processes for story progression
WTF How do these teenagers and children keep saving the world?
The Park Review
Terrible parent simulator
HIGH Deleting it from my hard drive after finishing it
LOW Several documents with 20+ lines in tiny text
WTF How can a developer with a pedigree make something so stale?
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