HIGH Stunning visuals, thematic level design, and clever boss fights.
LOW Mechanically, leaves something to be desired.
WTF A bee fused with an octopus is the embodiment of Lust?
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Fate/Extella: The Umbral Star Review
The Heroic Spirit We Deserve
HIGH The fastest-moving Warriors-style game ever made
LOW It’s also one of the most repetitious
WTF Apparently every mythic figure of note was really a cute anime girl… Who knew?
7 Days to Die Review
Hell Week
HIGH An interesting microcosm of all the things that make survival sandbox games a good time…
LOW …as well as the things that make survival sandbox games a tedious, buggy chore.
WTF This game is nowhere near complete, but is being sold as final!
A.W. Phoenix Festa Review
Festa or Famine
HIGH It will be enjoyable for people who liked The Asterisk War
LOW What fool would admit they liked The Asterisk War?
WTF If only Asterisk War fans would like this, why change its title?
Mobile Suit Gundam: Extreme VS-Force Review
Bringing A Knife To A Gundam Fight
HIGH The sheer speed of combat once the obtuse controls are mastered
LOW Having to master obtuse controls in the first place
WTF Of all the Extreme VS games to localize, why choose the weakest one?
Hyper Light Drifter Review (PS4)
Neon Zelda
HIGH: Challenging and fast-paced gameplay, brilliant soundtrack
LOW: New Game + is really just Hard Mode
WTF: It’s incredibly dark
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