Green Is The New Black
HIGH One of the best sci-fi games I’ve played in the last few years.
LOW Overly simplified combat and survival mechanics.
WTF You have a PhD in nuclear sciences, but can’t throw a rock?
Chernobylite Review
Tag: First-Person
Green Hell Review
Hell Is Other People
HIGH The survival systems are fantastic.
LOW Whenever the story mode decides to tell a story.
WTF “Green Hell” as a title.
Dying Light: Platinum Edition Review
Back For More!
HIGHThe game still holds up after more than five years.
LOW Is it me or does the game really enjoys popping up loading screens?
WTF Nothing! It’s all good!
The Magnificent Trufflepigs Review
Magnificent Disillusion
HIGH Metal detecting is strangely satisfying.
LOW The plot is far lower stakes than advertised.
WTF The walkie talkie seems to recharge itself.
Resident Evil Village Review
A Father’s Duty Is To Kill Werewolves
HIGH Metal Gear Garbage.
LOW An inexcusable plot contrivance.
WTF So… does everyone know about the boulder punching?
Conarium Review
Made With Plenty Of Love And Craft
HIGH It nails that Lovecraft tone.
LOW An annoying chase sequence sucks the atmosphere out.
WTF The protagonist sounds like Paddington Bear at times.
>Observer_ System Redux Review
Hauer Puts Up The Metal, One Last Time
HIGH The first time connecting to a victim.
LOW The ‘dedicated to Rutger Hauer’ message on boot-up.
WTF Those Fire Sword minigames could be their own release.
Call Of The Sea Review
Conundrums Below The Waves
HIGH The island’s design.
LOW The tides-based organ puzzle. (Or any other puzzle, frankly!)
WTF It’s weird when a game’s title gives the plot away!
The Signifier Review
Alexa, I’m Depressed
HIGH Exploring a murder victim’s childhood memories.
LOW Losing track of the necessary data to complete the sequence.
WTF Getting stuck on random textures while trying to replay the ending.
Bugsnax Review
Bet You Can’t Eat Just One
HIGH Mothza!
LOW Trying to freeze a flying Snak.
WTF All of it. Every part.
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