Alexa, I’m Depressed

HIGH Exploring a murder victim’s childhood memories.
LOW Losing track of the necessary data to complete the sequence.
WTF Getting stuck on random textures while trying to replay the ending.
HIGH Mothza!
LOW Trying to freeze a flying Snak.
WTF All of it. Every part.
HIGH A cyberpunk setting mixed with HP Lovecraft.
LOW Simple, boring puzzles.
WTF I’m still not entirely sure what the story was about.
HIGH A played childbirth sequence is a bold choice.
LOW Oh, the rug is being pulled out at the last second again! Color me surprised.
WTF So many matches and oilcans in these ancient Roman ruins!
HIGH It nails the feel of the Blair Witch house.
LOW The motion sickness.
WTF Owning a videogame dog.
Spoiler warning: This article discusses key aspects of BioShock’s story and the infamous plot twist.
Bioshock is one of the most well-regarded games in the medium, but when I played it on the Xbox 360 many years ago, it didn’t grab me like others did.
HIGH That soundtrack absolutely rules.
LOW Navigating menus like a hub world.
WTF Yeah I’ve been in the pre-game lobby for a while now
HIGH It’s Crysis on a handheld!
LOW It’s Crysis on a handheld.
WTF Why would they release the Switch port before the more powerful consoles?
HIGH It reminded me how great Battlefield I and V were.
LOW It looks like an N64 game exclusive to KB Toys.
WTF Am I going to hell for laughing at the noises enemies make when they die?
HIGH The visuals are often a thing of beauty.
LOW The inconsistent and infuriating central mechanic.
WTF Making the game harder when the player has low health.
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