I Want To Play Half A Game
HIGH Working out the bar’s safe code by carefully examining the environment.
LOW Trying to figure which of the six digits I’m not supposed to use on a five digit lock.
WTF The villain’s fish-head mask.
Tag: First-Person
Kona Review
Stone Cold Thriller
HIGH Building a homemade UFO!
LOW Gameplay pausing sporadically to load.
WTF That obtuse generator wire puzzle.
The Crow’s Eye Review
Quite A Rug-Puller, That
HIGH The Magnet Wall puzzles.
LOW The rolling block puzzle. Dear lord, never again.
WTF Who told the villain it was a good idea to do a Mark Hamill Joker impression?
GameCritics.com Radio Episode 4: PSVR Check In with Resident Evil 7
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Pixel Gear Review
Better Than Ace Banana, But So Is Being Punched In The Stomach
HIGH The dragon boss is a legitimately great fight.
LOW An enemy that wandered behind indestructible scenery made a level unbeatable.
WTF I’m confused as to why Frankenstein is wandering around this icy valley carrying a minigun.
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard Review
The Horror Crown Reclaimed
HIGH Albert-01R.
LOW Trying the game on a television after experiencing it in VR.
WTF There is a severed hand in my inventory. Also, it’s mine.
Dishonored 2 Review
Revenge: The Cause Of (And Solution To) All Life’s Problems
GOOD The. Clockwork. Mansion.
BAD How long do I have to wait for the DLC?
WTF Wait, I can skip a level by figuring out a logic problem? Okay, let’s get a pen and paper!
7 Days to Die Review
Hell Week
HIGH An interesting microcosm of all the things that make survival sandbox games a good time…
LOW …as well as the things that make survival sandbox games a tedious, buggy chore.
WTF This game is nowhere near complete, but is being sold as final!
Wasted Review
Like your time
HIGH Taking out an S.O.B. Purifier
LOW Losing everything because I took the wrong fork at the start of a level.
WTF This is the grossest take on Richard Nixon ever, right?
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