Tag: First-Person

Dying: Reborn Review

I Want To Play Half A Game

HIGH Working out the bar’s safe code by carefully examining the environment.

LOW Trying to figure which of the six digits I’m not supposed to use on a five digit lock.

WTF The villain’s fish-head mask.


Pixel Gear Review

Better Than Ace Banana, But So Is Being Punched In The Stomach

HIGH The dragon boss is a legitimately great fight.

LOW An enemy that wandered behind indestructible scenery made a level unbeatable.

WTF I’m confused as to why Frankenstein is wandering around this icy valley carrying a minigun.


Dishonored 2 Review

Revenge: The Cause Of (And Solution To) All Life’s Problems

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GOOD The. Clockwork. Mansion.

BAD How long do I have to wait for the DLC?

WTF Wait, I can skip a level by figuring out a logic problem? Okay, let’s get a pen and paper!


7 Days to Die Review

Hell Week

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HIGH An interesting microcosm of all the things that make survival sandbox games a good time…

LOW …as well as the things that make survival sandbox games a tedious, buggy chore.

WTF This game is nowhere near complete, but is being sold as final!


Wasted Review

Like your time

Wasted

HIGH Taking out an S.O.B. Purifier

LOW Losing everything because I took the wrong fork at the start of a level.

WTF This is the grossest take on Richard Nixon ever, right?