HIGH Taking my first trip inside someone’s subconscious.
LOW Spending twenty minutes getting killed by a Cybogre over and over again.
WTF This is the second game I’ve played this week set in 2084. We get it. You like Orwell.
HIGH The dragon vs spaceship boss fight.
LOW That damn monster cave boss.
WTF My suit’s change of attitude after (REDACTED) happens.
HIGH Punching a goon out of a helicopter and having him land at my feet seconds later.
LOW Missing with five throwing stars in a row.
WTF Advancing time by making a ‘yadda yadda yadda’ motion with my hand.
HIGH Firing a flare gun into a bear’s eye, sending it fleeing for the hills.
LOW The two times the game crashed, erasing my save file.
WTF How hungry do you have to be to break a bunny’s neck?
HIGH Working out the bar’s safe code by carefully examining the environment.
LOW Trying to figure which of the six digits I’m not supposed to use on a five digit lock.
WTF The villain’s fish-head mask.
HIGH Building a homemade UFO!
LOW Gameplay pausing sporadically to load.
WTF That obtuse generator wire puzzle.
HIGH The Magnet Wall puzzles.
LOW The rolling block puzzle. Dear lord, never again.
WTF Who told the villain it was a good idea to do a Mark Hamill Joker impression?
HIGH The dragon boss is a legitimately great fight.
LOW An enemy that wandered behind indestructible scenery made a level unbeatable.
WTF I’m confused as to why Frankenstein is wandering around this icy valley carrying a minigun.
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