Not Everything Is Black And White
HIGH Finally defeating an enemy with one rifle shot.
LOW Getting randomly killed by enemies in mysterious ways.
WTF Wait… are those textures really hand-drawn? Wow!
Mundaun Review
Tag: First-Person Games
Q.U.B.E. 2 Review
Standing In Valve’s Shadow
HIGH Creative puzzles and striking visual design.
LOW Why does the framerate stutter in an empty room containing nothing but moving blocks?
WTF How come space scientists keep getting abandoned on planets full of puzzles?
Shadow Warrior 2 (XBO) Review
Many Highs. One Big Lo.
HIGH Hilarious, breakneck gameplay that continually offers new variety.
LOW Player models pale in comparison to the effects and environments.
WTF Lo Wang begins to get a little grating by the ten-hour mark.
Outlast 2 Review
Run, Fail, Die, Repeat
HIGH All the school sections.
LOW The story is predictable.
WTF Rotting child corpses.
Shadow Warrior 2 Review
Lo Wanging Fruit
HIGH The crude playground humor is a perfect fit…
LOW …but it gets tiresome by the end.
WTF I didn’t know a body could be cut into that many pieces.
Battlezone Review
Space Paranoids!
HIGH Watching a salvo of missiles arc across the sky and drop three enemy planes simultaneously.
LOW Dying on the final boss due to a lack of ammo drops.
WTF Are you absolutely sure this isn’t taking place inside a computer? Tanks drop data when they explode.
Syndrome Review
In Space, No One Can See You Giving The Middle Finger to Syndrome
HIGH Finally cutting loose and blasting a zombie to death with all my ammo.
LOW Any one of the five game-breaking bugs I encountered.
WTF Stranger: “Let’s fly this plague ship to a human planet!” My character: “Sounds like a great plan!”
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