HIGH The end of the ‘assemble a skeleton’ quest.
LOW Realizing that I’d played so badly that the game had become unbeatable.
WTF The research-focused magician who’s just a step away from realizing she’s in a videogame.
HIGH Finding the Moleshevik Republic.
LOW 50% of the Arena Bosses.
WTF Great, now I’m haunted by a picture of the long-dead mice that inspired this game.
HIGH Great tactics and an interesting dungeon.
LOW Every moment of dialogue.
WTF Seriously, who thought this script was funny?
HIGH Mechanically satisfying. Surprisingly evocative art and character design.
LOW The premise is thin. The quality of unlockable cards per character is uneven.
WTF Who do we need to bribe to get a daily challenge mode?
HIGH Using a particle beam to one-shot the centipede boss.
LOW That last boss is a S-L-O-G.
WTF That’s… a killer totem pole. Huh.
HIGH Coming back from sudden death to win four fights in a row.
LOW The tutorial’s confusing commands don’t match the buttons.
WTF Lum, the gambling panda.
HIGH Levelling-up enough to just CRUSH the final battle.
LOW Getting killed because the game thinks I want to open a chest a hundred meters away.
WTF Wait, so this isn’t the story of me writing the story? What?
HIGH The encounters with the chamber gods.
LOW Trying to find a tunnel in one of the mid-game chambers.
WTF The whole gravity concept is one big WTF.
HIGH Damn, that’s a good sequel hook…
LOW Trying to hit anything further than twenty feet away with a bow.
WTF Is there seriously not a character sheet? I have no idea how much health I have.
HIGH Solving every floor of the tower in quick succession.
LOW Grinding the same level over and over again to get strong enough to fight the boss.
WTF I’m supposed to click on the boss to kill it? How could I have guessed that?
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