Sketching out a solution
HIGH Using the gravity of a timed black whole to speed me towards a key.
LOW Crawling to the internet for help with that last puzzle.
WTF Wait, how many times do I have to get to the door?
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Ether One Review
Myst Connections
HIGH Abstract without being pretentious
LOW Relies on text documents to fill in the story too often
WTF Gamebreaking bugs didn't get patched until a month after it hit PS Plus.
FIFA 16 Review
The competition is heating up
HIGH A solid card-based mode that doesn't feel out of place.
LOW EA may have gone to the rehash well one too many times.
WTF Again, a CARD TRADING MINIGAME THAT DOESN'T SUCK
RIDE Review
Ticket to RIDE
HIGH Nailing a succession of corners at high speed without sliding off the bike like a total klutz.
LOW Encountering several nasty glitches within the first hour of turning it on.
WTF A game centered around going extremely fast has such glacial loading times?
Chariot Review
Funereal Platforming
HIGH Finally nailing that mid-air vault off a flying cart to collect a secret skull.
LOW Slamming into the same wall over and over again in the terrible speed section.
WTF I may have a new favorite video game skeleton.
Laserlife Review
Dead Beat
HIGH Traveling through the sea in the second level.
LOW Any time I had to play through the first phase of a level.
WTF So we're physically manifesting giant teddy bears from dead people? This is one strange operation.
Runbow Review
Bring Eight Friends
HIGH Being in a room with eight friends, taking the lead in a race, stopping before reaching the trophy to taunt and still managing to win.
LOW The online community is pretty small.
WTF Picking up the power-up that switches places with another player while in the lead and ending up dying instead.
NBA Live 16 Review
As good as a colonoscopy
HIGH It's light years ahead of NBA Live 15, in every way possible…
LOW … so is a colonoscopy.
WTF Based on the audio, it's not uncommon for everyone to leave the arena mid-game, including the announcers.
Beyond Eyes Review
Beyond Boring
HIGH The art is beautiful.
LOW I get that Rae is blind, but her walking speed is rage-inducing.
WTF There's literally no gameplay to be had here.
Leo’s Fortune Review
Great balls of fire…and lava…and spikes…
HIGH: Absolutely stunning graphics. How did this start as a mobile game?
LOW: It's one minecart short of being a platform parody.
WTF: Someone on the dev team said, "You know what this inflatable bathmat needs? Ron Swanson's mustache."
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