Coulda Used That Pot Of Gold
HIGH Blowing through the final boss’ second form without taking damage.
LOW Any fight with more than six enemies.
WTF Who thought all these attack cutaways were a good idea?
HIGH The chain clock.
LOW Failing a challenge and being booted to the title screen.
WTF Hunting not-so-secret keys to play all the stages in the core game.
HIGH Some of the game's features are refreshingly respectful of the player's time.
LOW Virtually everything else is not.
WTF One female quest-giver explains why she wants her comb fetched: "I want to impress my gallant Gorodo, but first I have to pimp myself."