The Flat-Earthers Were (Almost) Right

HIGH The final battle with #SPACEDEVIL
LOW Spending hours failing to upgrade my vampire.
WTF The Canadian Bear-Man questline.
HIGH Punching a Godzilla right in its stupid face.
LOW Seriously, how can spiders fire webs through buildings?
WTF "Bombs, burning and lasers don't work… maybe try punching them?"
HIGH EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!
LOW Aiming weapons in midair with the Pale Wing
WTF The Pale Wing's movement on the ground
HIGH "They're eating the planet!"
LOW Spiders can still fire webs through buildings.
WTF I guess I taught that battleship a thing or…. Oh my god!
Way back in 2007 I played a game about humanity fighting a last, desperate battle against an overwhelming alien threat. It was a crushing bore, and a review of it that reflected that opinion proved slightly controversial. Just weeks later I played a second game about humanity fighting a last, desperate battle against an overwhelming alien threat, and was far more impressed. Since no one cares about Halo 3 any more, and a new Earth Defense Force is coming out, I thought this would finally be an appropriate time to publish an article comparing the two games.
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