It’s Time To Talk Next Generation
HIGH The Skill Stick controls are much improved on defense.
LOW The graphics are really showing their age.
WTF Bad acting is forgivable. Unnecessary game modes are not.
Madden NFL 21 Review
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Rocket Arena Review
I Wanna Rock(et) And Roll All Night
HIGH A creative combo of styles rolled into an online shooter.
LOW The playerbase numbers, apparently.
WTF An impromptu game mode in Halo inspired this.
Burnout Paradise Remastered (Switch) Review
Take Me Down To The Paradise City… Again
HIGH One of the greatest racing games is now on a handheld.
LOW That $50 price tag.
WTF Where the hell is the sequel?
Rocket Arena Preview
“It definitely looks like an Overwatch rip-off,” my cousin said, when I sent him a text about Rocket Arena.
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order Third Opinion
Force Souls
HIGH Force-pushing an obnoxious bounty hunter droid into a bottomless abyss.
LOW On-rails segments where steering is both necessary and pointlessly difficult.
WTF Did we really need zombies in this Star Wars game?
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order Second Opinion
All The Force Puns Were Taken. It’s A Great Videogame.
HIGH Mike was right. Deflecting blaster shots is pretty dope.
LOW Failing that damn Padawan wallrunning test twenty times
WTF Dear EA, Please fire the dolt in marketing who spoiled the coolest reveal in a commercial.
Need For Speed: Heat Review
In Pursuit Of Relevance
HIGH The Day/Night split is both interesting and well implemented.
LOW: The stories in this series continue to be insufferable…
WTF: …which would’ve been more bearable with a healthy dose of FMV, which ain’t here.
Apex Legends Review
Titanrise
HIGH The exciting swell of the soundtrack when dropping in.
LOW Most of the guns hold extremely small clips.
WTF It’s the rare battle royale game that doesn’t feel like a me-too rush job.
Anthem Preview
The Heart of Rage. Embers. Scars. The Monitor. Javelins. Anthem is the new online third-person shooter-slash-Iron Man simulator from Bioware due out next month, and the opening hours are a deluge of proper nouns. It sometimes feels like these early scenes were written by a sentient word processor with unlimited […]
Battlefield V Review
The Buggiest War
HIGH Incredible visuals and sound design.
LOW Lots of bugs, and a disappointing story campaign.
WTF Why was spotting enemies removed?
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