Lazy Taxi
HIGH Hey hey, it’s Crazy Taxi…
LOW …and yet, it’s somehow lesser.
WTF I really miss hearing The Offspring go “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”
Taxi Chaos Review
Tag: Driving
Zombie Driver: Immortal Edition
Hell On Wheels
HIGH Glorious zombie carnage.
LOW One can only run over zombies so many times and not be bored.
WTF Why is all in-game dialogue unskippable?!
This Is Not A Review: Project Cars 2
I know. I know. Project CARS 2 came out in September of last year. What little dust Slightly Mad’s racing sim sequel kicked up has settled, and the rest of the game-playing world has moved on to bigger and better things. Monster Hunter World or Shadow of the Colossus, anyone? But Project CARS 2 has haunted me.
Need for Speed Review
Midnight Run
HIGH A great sense of speed and lovely visuals.
LOW The braindead, cheating, rubber-banding opponent AI.
WTF They sure do like phoning up this dude who never, ever talks.
RIDE Review
Ticket to RIDE
HIGH Nailing a succession of corners at high speed without sliding off the bike like a total klutz.
LOW Encountering several nasty glitches within the first hour of turning it on.
WTF A game centered around going extremely fast has such glacial loading times?
Mad Max Review
Riding with the Angel of Combustion
HIGH The sandstorms are absolutely jaw-dropping.
LOW The bosses need more variety.
WTF Who thought releasing this on the same day as MGS V was a good idea?
Absolute Drift Review
The Fast and the Spurious
HIGH The minimalist aesthetic is consistently lovely.
LOW The cars could stand to feel a bit grippier.
WTF The ending feels sudden and anticlimactic.
Rare Replay Review
My Childhood On A Disc
HIGH I still know the Battletoads jetbike level by heart, 20-ish years later.
LOW Gunfright. The entire thing.
WTF Battletoads Arcade? There are a bunch of better Battletoads games out there, Rare.
F1 2015 Review
Poetry in Motion, but More Limited than Haiku
HIGH The look and feel of the driving
LOW The lack of customization and personality
WTF Limited modes make this seem like a budget title
Project CARS Review
We Meet Again, Bathurst
HIGH California One.
LOW Karting.
WTF Getting an off-track penalty for taking a mandatory pit stop.
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