Go Back To The Boom
HIGH Scylla and Charybdis.
LOW The flying Maze boss.
WTF Is that a giant robot mosquito?
HIGH The first four levels have style for miles.
LOW The final level is boring, and the last boss is infuriating.
WTF The dry-humping piggybacker.
HIGH It's… so… damned… pretty…
LOW Flying through the debris chute and failing to avoid the lasers.
WTF Why are the other powers not in story mode?
HIGH You can't beat the feeling of imminent death suddenly giving way to absolute victory.
LOW Your friends don't like it when you curse the television so.
WTF Who's the wife when a bison fathers a wolverine?
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