A Real Platonic Journey
HIGH A strong emotional narrative that wastes no time.
LOW Struggling to make one’s answers understood.
WTF Finding out only at the end about the command to insta-travel.
Grotto Review
Tag: Digerati
Straimium Immortaly Review
Flying Blind
HIGH Equipping the duck head.
LOW Getting powerups and having no idea what they do.
WTF What is the deal with the writing?
Nefarious Review
Being Bad Is Just Okay
HIGH Playing as the villain instead of the hero.
LOW Loadtimes that belong in a PS1 Game
WTF Who put all this story in a platformer!?
Omega Strike Review
But There’s A Talking Bear!
HIGH The final multi-stage fight.
LOW Trying to remember where I was supposed to use the ‘dash’ ability.
WTF Who thought that junkyard robot was a good idea for a boss?
Slayaway Camp: Butcher’s Cut Review (Xbox One)
Worth a Butcher’s
HIGH The attention to detail and affection for ’80s slasher fans
LOW Is too much content a bad thing?
WTF Why do I care about cats?
Uncanny Valley Review
Recurring Nightmare
HIGH Top-notch creepy sound design.
LOW Resorting to online guides for obtuse item-puzzle clues.
WTF That police station dream.
The Sun And Moon Review
Fastest Finger Finishes First
HIGH Stunning visual presentation
LOW Many, many resets
WTF Trying to thread the needle at supersonic speed
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