Kitten May Sigh

HIGH Finishing off bosses with a super beam.
LOW The flat, lifeless environments.
WTF The fuzzball that launched a thousand robots.
HIGH Finishing off bosses with a super beam.
LOW The flat, lifeless environments.
WTF The fuzzball that launched a thousand robots.
HIGH Satan’s Hell Cathedral is beautiful.
LOW The combat is a dispiriting slog in a combat-only game.
WTF The giant snake that leaves without bothering to have a boss fight.
HIGH Achieving an SSS score by using every weapon and chaining it all together.
LOW Every. Single. Cut-scene.
WTF Fighting a demon fetus still connected to his mother.
HIGH Slicing through an entire room of monsters with a single swipe of Vergil's blade.
LOW Many, many deaths caused by foes swooping in from off-camera.
WTF How did anyone ever sign off on Lady and Trish's costumes?
HIGH An all new fighting style to smash some skulls with.
LOW Those animated cut-scenes are extraordinarily hideous.
WTF Vergil's unlockable skin looks very, very silly.
HIGH Seeing that Vergil has his own fully-developed skill trees.
LOW Too many of those irritating Wisps.
WTF Why isn’t Mission 5 the final mission?
HIGH More glorious DmC combat…
LOW …that takes too long to really get going.
WTF The time required for an entire session is substantial.
HIGH The Barbas battle is a true showstopper.
LOW Vergil is… kind of a dick.
WTF The awkward button combos required for Devil/Angel dodges.
It feels like it's been a while since I've done a proper blog post, and there's a lot of stuff to catch up on, so let's get right to it…
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