Tag: Dan Weissenberger

Warriors All-Stars Review

The Night Of Too Many Heroes

HIGH Wiping out 2000 enemies in thirty seconds during an invincible rush.

LOW No Fist of the North Star characters? What gives?

WTF Hanging out in the spa with a robot and a couple of serial killers.


Digimon World: Next Order Review

Inside Every Computer Is A Deeply Silly World

HIGH Super-combining to wipe out a giant viking cat thing.

LOW Spending an hour trying to evolve an ice Digimon to complete a quest.

WTF So he went from being a set of floating gears to a fire-breathing dragon, huh?


Observer Review

We’ll Remember That For You, Whether You Want It Or Not

HIGH Taking my first trip inside someone’s subconscious.

LOW Spending twenty minutes getting killed by a Cybogre over and over again.

WTF This is the second game I’ve played this week set in 2084. We get it. You like Orwell.


SwapQuest Review

Pathfinders Wanted!

HIGH Solving every floor of the tower in quick succession.

LOW Grinding the same level over and over again to get strong enough to fight the boss.

WTF I’m supposed to click on the boss to kill it? How could I have guessed that?


SUPERHOT VR

The Gun Is Hardware

HIGH Punching a goon out of a helicopter and having him land at my feet seconds later.

LOW Missing with five throwing stars in a row.

WTF Advancing time by making a ‘yadda yadda yadda’ motion with my hand.