HIGH Friendship super attacks are a delight.
LOW The bird ninja is essentially a machine built to stun-lock the player.
WTF That was a twenty-minute conversation leading into a 2-minute obstacle course.
Tag: D3
Earth Defense Force: Iron Rain Review
Pesticide: American Style
HIGH The boss’s final form is a doozy.
LOW I’m not sure why the competitive mode is even here.
WTF Kaiju vs Anthill!
Earth Defense Force 5 Review
Epic Action FTW
HIGH The walking fortress, in all its glory.
LOW Locking off the two highest difficulty levels until the game has been completed.
WTF #SPACEGOD
School Girl/Zombie Hunter Review
‘Nuff Said
HIGH Dismemberment weapons.
LOW Auto-aim weapons frequently target enemies on the other side of floors or ceilings.
WTF “Kawaii” is translated as “Adorbs”. This is a gamechanger.
Earth Defense Force 2025 Review
They're Back, and Not Screwing Around This Time
HIGH "They're eating the planet!"
LOW Spiders can still fire webs through buildings.
WTF I guess I taught that battleship a thing or…. Oh my god!
Marvel Puzzle Quest: Dark Reign Review
Match green, Hulk smash!!!
HIGH Taking first place in one of the rotating competitions.
LOW Getting combo'd to oblivion while my whole team was stunned.
WTF The tutorial needs a little more work…
Black Knight Sword Review
Nothing Inside the Armor
HIGH The first four levels have style for miles.
LOW The final level is boring, and the last boss is infuriating.
WTF The dry-humping piggybacker.
Pid Review
Player in Distress
HIGH Cleverly using gems to reach hitherto secret areas.
LOW Dying, dying, dying all the time.
WTF Why is that giant waiter so angry at me?
Dungeon Defenders Review
A Great Concept Marred by a Flawed Execution
HIGH Finding a great piece of equipment and then making it even better with upgrades.
LOW Going through a level with ease, only to get crushed by the final wave.
WTF No instructions or playable tutorial—just a four-minute long training video.
Gods Eater Burst Review
Smaller. Faster. Better?
HIGH The rapid-switching gun/shield/sword/mouth mechanic is brilliant.
LOW All clothing in the game is only cosmetic; there are no effects or bonuses.
WTF Why is it called "Gods"? Every character in the game says it without the S.
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