Two Can Make That Wish Come True
HIGH Creative level design, thoughtful writing, and smooth gameplay.
LOW Cutie.
WTF I’m sure Dr. Hakim is a racist stereotype, but I can look past it just this once.
It Takes Two Review
Tag: Comedy
Gal*Gun Returns Review
Better Than Tinder
HIGH The story is pure cheese and fully embraces it.
LOW The moment-to-moment gameplay is basic and feels repetitive.
WTF How does someone accidentally shoot a child with a crossbow fourteen times?
Ray’s The Dead Review
Growing Up Dead
HIGH The swimming race around the lake.
LOW Level 5-1 is kind of a disaster.
WTF Is this ‘Pikmin Plays The Market’?
Yuppie Psycho Review
Blood-Red Collar Work
HIGH Finding all of the hidden short films.
LOW The third boss fight is borderline incomprehensible.
WTF I swear that’s James Spader right over there.
Don’t Run Away Preview
This isn’t a normal preview, since it’s not really fair to write a preview of your own project. So instead, I’m announcing my upcoming game/criticism project, the Visual Novel Don’t Run Away!
Dino Frontier Review
Saddle Up Them Dinos!
HIGH What happens to the Bandit King at the end of his boss fight.
LOW It’s over already?
WTF The Bandit King’s introduction.
Bucket Detective Review
Oh, Was That The line Back There? Did I Cross It?
HIGH Laughing one moment, shocked the next, and wrapping it all up with a little bow of terror.
LOW “Puzzle game” and “Guess-randomly-because-I-don’t-even-know game” are the same here.
WTF Unexplained naked guys with masks of the Dark Lord?
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