HIGH It’s Colossal Cave, in 3D!
LOW It’s Colossal Cave… in 3D. Also, “Orient Room?” Really? In 2023?
WTF Is murdering dwarves fun for you, adventurer?
Tag: Classic
Quake Remastered Review
An Updated Classic
HIGH Fast, smooth shooting that feels timeless.
LOW Burying the Nine Inch Nails soundtrack in the mix.
WTF Being unaware of motion controls and thinking my controller needed replacing.
Pac-Man 99 Review
Digital Competitive Eating
HIGH Planning out my route and eating a whole string of ghosts at once.
LOW Getting blockaded by red versions of Pac-Man.
WTF The theme DLCs.
Shiren The Wanderer: The Tower Of Fortune And The Dice Of Fate Review
Wasted Wanderings
HIGH Clever uses for items. Battles can be intense.
LOW Starting over really means starting over.
WTF Tom Nook has nothing on the scamming tanuki here.
Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice Review
Getting Laid With Nostalgia
HIGH Seeing Larry back in action.
LOW Having to exhaust all dialogue with all characters to proceed
WTF Weirdly dated pop-culture references.
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 + 2 Review
Everything Old Is Rad Again
HIGH The levels look modern without losing the classic vibe.
LOW Timed fetchquests are still annoying.
WTF Some of these guys haven’t aged well.
Moon Review
Because That’s What Heroes Do
HIGH Saving Perogon.
LOW Every second playing the awful spaceship minigame.
WTF What happens when you follow the Baker home from the bar.
Shadow Of The Colossus (2018) Review
A Monument To Greatness
HIGH Every inch of this game is absolutely breathtaking.
LOW Getting stunlocked to death multiple times.
WTF The camera wonkiness was kept? Really?
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