Talk about Ending with a Bang…
HIGH The beautifully blasted, teetering architectural remnants.
LOW The difficulty level is significantly increased.
WTF The creatures in Courier's Mile can survive a direct nuke hit?
HIGH The beautifully blasted, teetering architectural remnants.
LOW The difficulty level is significantly increased.
WTF The creatures in Courier's Mile can survive a direct nuke hit?
HIGH The toaster who wants to burn the world in nuclear fire.
LOW Most missions are dishwater-dull fetchquests.
WTF Penis hands and penis feet.
HIGH Chatting with Follows-Chalk.
LOW Joshua's reaction when I told him Caesar was dead.
WTF Getting high and hunting bears.
HIGH Realizing who Christine was.
LOW Can't… find… forceps…
WTF Why was the story's climactic encounter so confusing?
HIGH My personal balls-out resolution to the Ultra-Luxe Casino quest.
LOW Getting confused and stuck in Vault 22—twice.
WTF Even after the last patch, several big bugs and glitches remain.
HIGH Getting to the final boss and talking him out of a fight.
LOW The innumerable bugs and crashes.
WTF Man, where to begin? The gang of Elvises? The blond-wigged Nightkin in love with a robot? This whole game is screwy.
HIGH Unleashing my pistol's special attack and headshotting six goons at once.
LOW A lack of prompts making me miss the chance to rescue a main character.
WTF Punching is often more effective than shooting.
I just finished Alpha Protocol a few minutes ago and I have to say that my opinion of the game greatly improved by the time credits rolled.
HIGH Steven "Don't call me Steve" Heck.
LOW The '80s-themed boss fight against a knife-wielding cokehead who somehow is still talking after taking ten bullets in the face.
WTF Let me get this straight: a brilliant intelligence analyst lost track of his own daughter because she took her mother's maiden name?
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