Free To Choose, Guaranteed To Suffer

HIGH Being in a secret relationship with the Archduke’s daughter.
LOW Finding out my willpower is drained and most choices are impossible.
WTF Getting beat up as a kid… by my grandad!
HIGH Landing my last crewman on Mars with one HP, in a ship with one HP.
LOW Being rewarded for rolling double sixes by being killed instantly.
WTF You guys are resorting to cannibalism awfully quickly. You know there's a greenhouse on board, right?
HIGH Traveling through the sea in the second level.
LOW Any time I had to play through the first phase of a level.
WTF So we're physically manifesting giant teddy bears from dead people? This is one strange operation.
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