Betrayal, Revenge, Repeat
HIGH Beautiful environments.
LOW The combat feels so samey.
WTF Why is Zenun even there?
Godfall Review
Tag: brawler
Octafight Review
Has Nothing To Do With Octopi
HIGH Matches are quick and perfect for pickup-and-play.
LOW No online mode or bots for single players.
WTF Pressing start can pause the main menu screen.
9 Monkeys Of Shaolin Review
Shaolin Monks Ain’t Nuthing Ta F’ Wit
HIGH A delightful homage to kung-fu films.
LOW It can get a bit repetitive at times.
WTF The music of the Wu-Tang Clan goes quite well with this game.
Samurai Jack: Battle Through Time Review
Gotta Get Back, Back To The Past
HIGH A wonderful recreation of one of television’s greatest shows.
LOW Subpar boss fights and odd difficulty spikes.
WTF I’m praying we get a game based on Primal next.
Doug Hates His Job Review
I Can Relate
HIGH Some of the lines are funny.
LOW That cowboy fight.
WTF Is this a dream, or is it not?
Streets Of Rage 4 Review
Violence Is Golden
HIGH Blaze Fielding, of course.
LOW Seriously, why do so many enemies have super armor?
WTF There’s something suspicious being shipped off to Paris…
The Yakuza Remastered Collection Review
They Keep Pulling Him Back In!
HIGH The ending of Yakuza 5 is one of the most perfect scenes in gaming.
LOW Why aren’t Yakuza: Dead Souls and the Samurai games included in this edition?
WTF Okay, I now get why those missions were originally cut.
Super Crush KO Review
Kitten May Sigh
HIGH Finishing off bosses with a super beam.
LOW The flat, lifeless environments.
WTF The fuzzball that launched a thousand robots.
Devil’s Hunt Review
Fist Of The Douche
HIGH Satan’s Hell Cathedral is beautiful.
LOW The combat is a dispiriting slog in a combat-only game.
WTF The giant snake that leaves without bothering to have a boss fight.
Seven Deadly Sins: Knights Of Britannia Review
We’ve Got Some Steak, But Not Much Sizzle…
High An anime take on medieval Britain and King Arthur.
Low The game only recaps the anime, and not much else.
WTF Owning a bar that is the hat of a giant pig is normal in this world.
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