Violence Is Golden
HIGH Blaze Fielding, of course.
LOW Seriously, why do so many enemies have super armor?
WTF There’s something suspicious being shipped off to Paris…
Streets Of Rage 4 Review
Tag: brawler
The Yakuza Remastered Collection Review
They Keep Pulling Him Back In!
HIGH The ending of Yakuza 5 is one of the most perfect scenes in gaming.
LOW Why aren’t Yakuza: Dead Souls and the Samurai games included in this edition?
WTF Okay, I now get why those missions were originally cut.
Super Crush KO Review
Kitten May Sigh
HIGH Finishing off bosses with a super beam.
LOW The flat, lifeless environments.
WTF The fuzzball that launched a thousand robots.
Devil’s Hunt Review
Fist Of The Douche
HIGH Satan’s Hell Cathedral is beautiful.
LOW The combat is a dispiriting slog in a combat-only game.
WTF The giant snake that leaves without bothering to have a boss fight.
Seven Deadly Sins: Knights Of Britannia Review
We’ve Got Some Steak, But Not Much Sizzle…
High An anime take on medieval Britain and King Arthur.
Low The game only recaps the anime, and not much else.
WTF Owning a bar that is the hat of a giant pig is normal in this world.
Senran Kagura: Estival Versus Review (PC)
Beaches And Peaches
HIGH A certain moment about a certain rice dish…
LOW Getting stun-locked by random goon ninjas.
WTF Um… Where to start?
Double Dragon 4 Review
What Year Is It?
HIGH Unlocking the character who can kill anything with an invisible ki blast.
LOW Trying to beat that same character in the main game.
WTF Oh, Marian, will you ever stop getting punched in the stomach?
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