Burnt and Bitter
High Great music with charming humor.
Low All the visual effects.
WTF How does someone “remove the metal” from a person?
Tag: Beat ‘Em Ups
Dragon’s Crown Pro Review
Dude, Where’s My Char?
HIGH The art style is gorgeous.
LOW Once the repetition kicks in, it kicks in hard.
WTF Why is the online multiplayer locked away for so long?
Way Of The Passive Fist Review
Passive PUNCH!
HIGH Defending perfectly against a huge wave of enemies and knocking them all out with a body slam.
LOW The second boss’s pinpoint long-range attack.
WTF No more books?
99Vidas Review
99 (Previously Solved) Problems
High Classic beat-’em-up action with up to three friends.
Low The games it’s referencing are better than this one.
WTF Why is a man in leather drinking rainbows out of a barrel?
Viking Squad review
Valhalla’s Still A Ways Off
HIGH There’s some neat Golden Axe references throughout.
LOW The combat system is too shallow to remain entertaining.
WTF What were these underpants doing stowed away in a training dummy?
Mother Russia Bleeds Review
Final Fight + Hotline Miami
HIGH Reliving my childhood arcade memories.
LOW Getting bored every 30 minutes or so.
WTF Watching my AI partner wander aimlessly while I needed to be revived.
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