HIGH My second playthrough, geeking out over everything with friends.
LOW Already itching for a third playthrough.
WTF Can we get a revival of The Simpsons arcade game in this style?
Tag: Beat ‘Em Ups
Jay and Silent Bob: Mall Brawl Arcade Edition Review
I Got Nothin’
HIGH A classic-looking 8-bit beat-’em-up.
LOW It’s very, very difficult.
WTF Why do dropped items disappear after only five seconds??
Capcom Stadium Arcade Review
No Quarters Required
HIGH A collection with well-polished presentation.
LOW The platformers are less than stellar.
WTF Did there really need to be three Street Fighter II games!?
Uppers Review
Punches And Pantsu
HIGH It has a great sense of style.
LOW The framerate tanks this badly on a Vita port?
WTF ‘Chicken Constable Honetsuki Juju’.
No Straight Roads Review
Off-Beat
HIGH Unique Visuals, and solid soundtrack.
LOW Forgettable combat encounters.
WTF Rhythm-based rap battles.
Samurai Jack: Battle Through Time Review
Gotta Get Back, Back To The Past
HIGH A wonderful recreation of one of television’s greatest shows.
LOW Subpar boss fights and odd difficulty spikes.
WTF I’m praying we get a game based on Primal next.
No Straight Roads Preview
Vinyl City is where a corporation called NSR is transforming music into electricity to power the world.
The Ninja Saviors: Return Of The Warriors review
Revenge Of The Ninja
HIGH Learning to chain disparate moves into screen-clearing combos.
LOW The entire experience will last only a few hours for most people.
WTF The designer of these killer robots sure liked the female form a lot…
Redeemer: Enhanced Edition Review
Brutal, Yet Benign
HIGH Absolutely bulldozing bad guys.
LOW An unsatisfying ‘puzzle’ boss fight out of nowhere.
WTF Tearing an enemy’s arm off and beating him down with it
Coffee Crisis Review
Burnt and Bitter
High Great music with charming humor.
Low All the visual effects.
WTF How does someone “remove the metal” from a person?
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