Punches And Pantsu
HIGH It has a great sense of style.
LOW The framerate tanks this badly on a Vita port?
WTF ‘Chicken Constable Honetsuki Juju’.
Uppers Review
Tag: Beat ‘Em Ups
No Straight Roads Review
Off-Beat
HIGH Unique Visuals, and solid soundtrack.
LOW Forgettable combat encounters.
WTF Rhythm-based rap battles.
Samurai Jack: Battle Through Time Review
Gotta Get Back, Back To The Past
HIGH A wonderful recreation of one of television’s greatest shows.
LOW Subpar boss fights and odd difficulty spikes.
WTF I’m praying we get a game based on Primal next.
No Straight Roads Preview
Vinyl City is where a corporation called NSR is transforming music into electricity to power the world.
The Ninja Saviors: Return Of The Warriors review
Revenge Of The Ninja
HIGH Learning to chain disparate moves into screen-clearing combos.
LOW The entire experience will last only a few hours for most people.
WTF The designer of these killer robots sure liked the female form a lot…
Redeemer: Enhanced Edition Review
Brutal, Yet Benign
HIGH Absolutely bulldozing bad guys.
LOW An unsatisfying ‘puzzle’ boss fight out of nowhere.
WTF Tearing an enemy’s arm off and beating him down with it
Coffee Crisis Review
Burnt and Bitter
High Great music with charming humor.
Low All the visual effects.
WTF How does someone “remove the metal” from a person?
Dragon’s Crown Pro Review
Dude, Where’s My Char?
HIGH The art style is gorgeous.
LOW Once the repetition kicks in, it kicks in hard.
WTF Why is the online multiplayer locked away for so long?
Way Of The Passive Fist Review
Passive PUNCH!
HIGH Defending perfectly against a huge wave of enemies and knocking them all out with a body slam.
LOW The second boss’s pinpoint long-range attack.
WTF No more books?
99Vidas Review
99 (Previously Solved) Problems
High Classic beat-’em-up action with up to three friends.
Low The games it’s referencing are better than this one.
WTF Why is a man in leather drinking rainbows out of a barrel?
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