HIGH Learning to chain disparate moves into screen-clearing combos.
LOW The entire experience will last only a few hours for most people.
WTF The designer of these killer robots sure liked the female form a lot…
HIGH Absolutely bulldozing bad guys.
LOW An unsatisfying ‘puzzle’ boss fight out of nowhere.
WTF Tearing an enemy’s arm off and beating him down with it
High Great music with charming humor.
Low All the visual effects.
WTF How does someone “remove the metal” from a person?
HIGH The art style is gorgeous.
LOW Once the repetition kicks in, it kicks in hard.
WTF Why is the online multiplayer locked away for so long?
HIGH Defending perfectly against a huge wave of enemies and knocking them all out with a body slam.
LOW The second boss’s pinpoint long-range attack.
WTF No more books?
High Classic beat-’em-up action with up to three friends.
Low The games it’s referencing are better than this one.
WTF Why is a man in leather drinking rainbows out of a barrel?
HIGH There’s some neat Golden Axe references throughout.
LOW The combat system is too shallow to remain entertaining.
WTF What were these underpants doing stowed away in a training dummy?
HIGH Reliving my childhood arcade memories.
LOW Getting bored every 30 minutes or so.
WTF Watching my AI partner wander aimlessly while I needed to be revived.
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