Never Vacation With An Ashmore
HIGH The ballroom scene.
LOW I can’t skip old dialogue and cutscenes when replaying the game?
WTF Dear god, he’s been watching me this whole time!
The Dark Pictures: Man Of Medan Review
Tag: Bandai Namco
Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown Review
Blue Skies Again
HIGH Seeing the series go back to its roots.
LOW The voice acting is 80’s anime bad.
WTF Why do your massive, high-tech, drone-launching superweapons use propellers?
Soulcalibur VI Review
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Stab
HIGH New systems make the combat easy to pick up.
LOW Spammers online exploiting said new systems.
WTF Why the hell are custom characters allowed in ranked competition?
11-11 Memories Retold Review
Lest We Forget
HIGH Finding out whose fault all of this is.
LOW It’s been a year and he still doesn’t speak any German?
WTF Objective: Catch the delicious bird!
Divinity: Original Sin 2 Definitive Edition Review
Sinsational HIGH Fighting on an arid oilfield. What could go wrong? LOW Peepers is right here, lady. Advance that sidequest already. WTF Accidentally eating someone’s leg that was in my backpack for… perfectly legitimate reasons. It’s fantastic that the Divinity series has finally achieved the recognition it’s always deserved. […]
Dark Souls Remastered Review
Dark Souls Reheated
HIGH It’s a slightly updated Dark Souls!
LOW It’s a slightly updated Dark Souls being sold at a premium price point!
WTF Shouldn’t this just be a free patch for the PC version?
New Gundam Breaker Review
*Includes Everything But Paint Fumes
HIGH I’m not sure what a ‘funnel’ is, but wow, does it WRECK enemies.
LOW Trying to to find all the parts to complete the killer teddy bear.
WTF So, who’s this Char Aznable that people keep talking about?
Little Witch Academia: Chamber Of Time Review
Life’s A Witch And Then You Retry
HIGH A perfect capture of Little Witch Academia‘s breezy atmosphere and aesthetics…
LOW …that is absolutely not reflected in the gameplay or structure.
WTF Is it really a good idea to make Little Witch Academia fans work this hard for their fanservice?
Seven Deadly Sins: Knights Of Britannia Review
We’ve Got Some Steak, But Not Much Sizzle…
High An anime take on medieval Britain and King Arthur.
Low The game only recaps the anime, and not much else.
WTF Owning a bar that is the hat of a giant pig is normal in this world.
Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet
Bring A Gun To A Swordfight
HIGH The ‘Death Gun’ fight.
LOW Not being able to shoot up while flying foes can shoot down.
WTF I’m not super-clear on what the purpose of ‘Kiriko’ was.
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