Dark Souls Reheated
HIGH It’s a slightly updated Dark Souls!
LOW It’s a slightly updated Dark Souls being sold at a premium price point!
WTF Shouldn’t this just be a free patch for the PC version?
Tag: Bandai Namco
New Gundam Breaker Review
*Includes Everything But Paint Fumes
HIGH I’m not sure what a ‘funnel’ is, but wow, does it WRECK enemies.
LOW Trying to to find all the parts to complete the killer teddy bear.
WTF So, who’s this Char Aznable that people keep talking about?
Little Witch Academia: Chamber Of Time Review
Life’s A Witch And Then You Retry
HIGH A perfect capture of Little Witch Academia‘s breezy atmosphere and aesthetics…
LOW …that is absolutely not reflected in the gameplay or structure.
WTF Is it really a good idea to make Little Witch Academia fans work this hard for their fanservice?
Seven Deadly Sins: Knights Of Britannia Review
We’ve Got Some Steak, But Not Much Sizzle…
High An anime take on medieval Britain and King Arthur.
Low The game only recaps the anime, and not much else.
WTF Owning a bar that is the hat of a giant pig is normal in this world.
Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet
Bring A Gun To A Swordfight
HIGH The ‘Death Gun’ fight.
LOW Not being able to shoot up while flying foes can shoot down.
WTF I’m not super-clear on what the purpose of ‘Kiriko’ was.
Ni No Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom Review
A Wholesome Tale Of World Domination
HIGH A constant barrage of good vibes and happiness.
LOW It seems like only 20% of the dialogue is voiced.
WTF The opening of the game and Roland’s backstory are a tad… out of place.
Gundam Versus Review
Let’s Settle This, Giant Robot Style
HIGH Hitting an enemy across the map with a perfectly-timed stun spear.
LOW The boss ship’s impossible-to-dodge laser attacks.
WTF Prestige suits cost seven real dollars each.
Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm Trilogy Review
Ninja-Running Through History
HIGH Almost all of Naruto history gathered into a single package.
LOW Naruto history is really the only reason to play it at this point.
WTF Knowing that Naruto’s story mode is still among the best in fighting games.
Little Nightmares: The Depths DLC
They All Float Down Here
HIGH Finally giving that old lady what’s coming to her.
LOW A certain loose plank that could have been much more visible.
WTF Why is it this hard to accurately throw a key?
Digimon World: Next Order Review
Inside Every Computer Is A Deeply Silly World
HIGH Super-combining to wipe out a giant viking cat thing.
LOW Spending an hour trying to evolve an ice Digimon to complete a quest.
WTF So he went from being a set of floating gears to a fire-breathing dragon, huh?
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