Do Losers Dream Of Erotic Sheep?
HIGH The gameplay improvements make it oddly competitive.
LOW Vincent Brooks continues to be terrible.
WTF That butt monster thing that chases Vincent.
Catherine: Full Body Review
Tag: Atlus
Etrian Odyssey Nexus Review
A Worthy Expedition
HIGH An excellent game for new dungeon-crawl RPG players.
LOW The pain-inflicting 3D effects.
WTF The amazing and ridiculous Cannon Palm!
Persona 3: Dancing In Moonlight / Persona 5: Dancing In Starlight Review
Shut Up And Dance!
HIGH “Blooming Villain” is a pretty great track…
LOW …that has three versions on a 26-track setlist.
WTF Those FMV ‘cutscene’ tracks look incredibly tacky.
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux Review
Fighting The Dark Side Of Humanity
High A faithful return to the material with new additions.
Low Might be offputting for those who aren’t familiar with the series.
WTF The baby with spider legs still haunts my nightmares.
Dragon’s Crown Pro Review
Dude, Where’s My Char?
HIGH The art style is gorgeous.
LOW Once the repetition kicks in, it kicks in hard.
WTF Why is the online multiplayer locked away for so long?
Utawarerumono: Mask Of Truth Review
A Not-So-Surprisingly Improved Sequel
HIGH The story is more complex this time, and has shed some of the dumb boob jokes.
LOW I feel kinda bad for you, Final Boss, but the Final Fantasy multiphase fight thing really annoys me.
WTF That wasn’t even the final boss?!
Radiant Historia: Perfect Chronology Review
There And Back Again. And again. And again…
HIGH Fantastic branching story with memorable characters and clever combat mechanics
LOW Backtracking.
WTF …is Raynie wearing? Can she breathe in that getup?
Etrian Odyssey V: Beyond The Myth Review
No-Frills Fantasy
HIGH The series is still at the top of its genre.
LOW Feels like more of a grind than ever without…
WTF …A piece of add-on content boosts EXP? Ugh…
Utawarerumono: Mask Of Deception Review
Not As Weird As It Sounds
HIGH The beautiful art style and story…
LOW …which is slow to develop and feels like a setup for the sequel.
WTF The girls who want to be sex slaves. And it’s a running gag.
Persona 5 Review
Youth In Revolt
HIGH Fixing the laptop results in a wonderful surprise.
LOW Certain sequences drag on for way, way too long.
WTF I’ll go to bed when I bloody well feel like it, Morgana.
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