HIGH The story is more complex this time, and has shed some of the dumb boob jokes.
LOW I feel kinda bad for you, Final Boss, but the Final Fantasy multiphase fight thing really annoys me.
WTF That wasn’t even the final boss?!
HIGH Fantastic branching story with memorable characters and clever combat mechanics
LOW Backtracking.
WTF …is Raynie wearing? Can she breathe in that getup?
HIGH The series is still at the top of its genre.
LOW Feels like more of a grind than ever without…
WTF …A piece of add-on content boosts EXP? Ugh…
HIGH The beautiful art style and story…
LOW …which is slow to develop and feels like a setup for the sequel.
WTF The girls who want to be sex slaves. And it’s a running gag.
HIGH Fixing the laptop results in a wonderful surprise.
LOW Certain sequences drag on for way, way too long.
WTF I’ll go to bed when I bloody well feel like it, Morgana.
HIGH Vanillaware’s best game looks and plays better than ever
LOW The changes don’t quite mask some of the repetition
WTF Experiencing Vanillaware’s glorious food/cooking obsession in glorious HD
HIGH The director's commentary is brilliant.
LOW Missing the same high-altitude jump six times in a row.
WTF Some max-level weapons are weaker than mid-level ones?
HIGH Dance, my pretties! Dance!
LOW So many repeating songs…
WTF Teddie. Just… Teddie.
HIGH Several twists make the formula feel fresh and interesting.
LOW Losing four levels' worth of EXP after an emergency re-spec.
WTF Monica's head doesn't look like it belongs on her Assassin body.
HIGH Flying around on the grappling hooks is great.
LOW Pretty much everything else.
WTF The guns seem to serve absolutely no purpose.
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