Dude, Where’s My Char?
HIGH The art style is gorgeous.
LOW Once the repetition kicks in, it kicks in hard.
WTF Why is the online multiplayer locked away for so long?
HIGH The director's commentary is brilliant.
LOW Missing the same high-altitude jump six times in a row.
WTF Some max-level weapons are weaker than mid-level ones?
HIGH Dance, my pretties! Dance!
LOW So many repeating songs…
WTF Teddie. Just… Teddie.
HIGH Several twists make the formula feel fresh and interesting.
LOW Losing four levels' worth of EXP after an emergency re-spec.
WTF Monica's head doesn't look like it belongs on her Assassin body.