Yep, It’s Pong Alright
HIGH Winning a match after numerous high-speed volleys.
LOW The severe lack of meaningful health boosts between battles.
WTF The final boss unleashing an attack that became its own demise.
Pong Quest Review
Tag: Atari
Tempest 4000 Review
Tunnel Shooting, Claw Crawling
HIGH Great Music and menus.
LOW Annoying visuals and lousy controls.
WTF $30?
Bullet Witch Review
A Blast From The Past
HIGH Using the Meteor spell to wipe everything out.
LOW The bone dragon boss that kills with a one-shot.
WTF The game is set in the dystopic future of… 2013!
Seven Deadly Sins: Knights Of Britannia Review
We’ve Got Some Steak, But Not Much Sizzle…
High An anime take on medieval Britain and King Arthur.
Low The game only recaps the anime, and not much else.
WTF Owning a bar that is the hat of a giant pig is normal in this world.
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Review
Crowned Heads Will Roll
HIGH: The death of an NPC I'd wanted to kill since the moment I met him.
LOW: The boss checkpoint that didn't give me a chance to use any potions when I died and respawned.
WTF: The absolute orgy of exposition at the end of the game.
Venetica Review
Now with 90% Less Venice
HIGH Dying from a coordinated attack by three weakened enemies, then resurrecting in just the right spot to slaughter them all within a few seconds.
LOW Fighting the final battle with the camera whipping around like crazy.
WTF Couldn't this place have looked more like Venice?
The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Review
Foiled By A Fence
HIGH Seeing the consequences of a choice I made much earlier in the game.
LOW Having to keep re-entering conversation trees that I haven't fully explored yet.
WTF Buying stuff from the same fat guy with the same bell around his neck a bazillion times.
Ghostbusters: The Video Game Review
Bustin' makes me feel really, really good
HIGH It feels exactly like playing a never-released Ghostbusters movie.
LOW Bill Murray has a few good lines, but mostly phones in his performance.
WTF The last level is the weakest, most trite in the entire game.
Alone in the Dark: Inferno Review
The Second Time's the Charm
HIGH Pushes the edges of design further than most in recent memory.
LOW This game might have been a blockbuster if it hadn't bungled its initial release.
WTF As much as I loved it, adding alcohol to bullets really makes no sense.
Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit – Review
Glowing people hovering in mid air, screaming about power levels. In a very real sense, that's all every episode of Dragon Ball Z was about. Sure, every now and then, the characters would take a break from all the bellowing to get into world-shattering martial arts battles, but for the most part, fans came for the awkward dialog and broad characterizations. It's Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit's ultimate triumph that at long last, fifteen years into making fighting games based on the franchise, a developer has finally grasped the thing that makes Dragon Ball Z wonderful, and implemented it.
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