Tag: Arcade

Assault Android Cactus Review

One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

Assault Android Cactus Review Screenshot

HIGH The cute androids. The catchy music. The frenzied, strategic battles.

LOW Wow, this game got harder since the preview version.

WTF No, really—why is it so difficult?

Chariot Review

Funereal Platforming

Chariot Review Screenshot

HIGH Finally nailing that mid-air vault off a flying cart to collect a secret skull.

LOW Slamming into the same wall over and over again in the terrible speed section.

WTF I may have a new favorite video game skeleton.

Runbow Review

Bring Eight Friends

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HIGH Being in a room with eight friends, taking the lead in a race, stopping before reaching the trophy to taunt and still managing to win.

LOW The online community is pretty small.

WTF Picking up the power-up that switches places with another player while in the lead and ending up dying instead.

Broforce Review

Nostal-Splosion

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HIGH The first time an Alien crawls out of the ground and savages a terrorist.

LOW Getting a bad draw of characters against the final boss… six times in a row.

WTF I almost feel bad about completely slaughtering everything as the Predator.

Pixel Galaxy Review

Borg-‘em-up

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HIGH Piloting a blob firing projectiles and swinging swords in all directions

LOW Playing chicken against bullet-pattern reload periods

WTF Enemies can be picked up, but bosses can't

Leo’s Fortune Review

Great balls of fire…and lava…and spikes…

Leo's Fortune

HIGH: Absolutely stunning graphics. How did this start as a mobile game?

LOW: It's one minecart short of being a platform parody.

WTF: Someone on the dev team said, "You know what this inflatable bathmat needs? Ron Swanson's mustache."

Armello Review

Magical Bears and Treasure-Hunting Rabbits

Armello Review Screenshot

HIGH The art direction and production are superb.

LOW Losing to enemies' Prestige victories over and over again.

WTF Who thought this text was a good, readable size?