If Hotline Miami and Olli Olli had a baby…
HIGH The silly dialogue made me laugh out loud
LOW It's constantly on the border between challenging and unfair
WTF Black-robed bullet-sponge ninjas
Tag: Arcade
Zen Pinball 2: The Force Awakens Review
We're hauling rathtars
HIGH Great tables for a great movie
LOW Some of the special features are tough to activate for non-wizards.
WTF I never managed to make BB-8 appear
The Deadly Tower Of Monsters Review
The fifth time's the charm!
HIGH The director's commentary is brilliant.
LOW Missing the same high-altitude jump six times in a row.
WTF Some max-level weapons are weaker than mid-level ones?
Iron and Steel Table Pack Review
They Mean ‘Guns and Swords'
HIGH My ball returning by bursting through a window.
LOW How easy it is to drop out of the upper playfield on CastleStorm.
WTF Seriously, though, the gunslinger's name is Cindy?
SteamWorld Heist Review
Throwing a boarding party
HIGH Rocking the endgame weapons and cleaning house.
LOW The bomb-making robots are a complete pain in the ass.
WTF Is nobody gonna ask about the fleshy bodies in those tubes?
Quick Look: 20XX
Assault Android Cactus Review
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back
HIGH The cute androids. The catchy music. The frenzied, strategic battles.
LOW Wow, this game got harder since the preview version.
WTF No, really—why is it so difficult?
Chariot Review
Funereal Platforming
HIGH Finally nailing that mid-air vault off a flying cart to collect a secret skull.
LOW Slamming into the same wall over and over again in the terrible speed section.
WTF I may have a new favorite video game skeleton.
Runbow Review
Bring Eight Friends
HIGH Being in a room with eight friends, taking the lead in a race, stopping before reaching the trophy to taunt and still managing to win.
LOW The online community is pretty small.
WTF Picking up the power-up that switches places with another player while in the lead and ending up dying instead.
Broforce Review
Nostal-Splosion
HIGH The first time an Alien crawls out of the ground and savages a terrorist.
LOW Getting a bad draw of characters against the final boss… six times in a row.
WTF I almost feel bad about completely slaughtering everything as the Predator.
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