HIGH The first time an Alien crawls out of the ground and savages a terrorist.
LOW Getting a bad draw of characters against the final boss… six times in a row.
WTF I almost feel bad about completely slaughtering everything as the Predator.
HIGH Piloting a blob firing projectiles and swinging swords in all directions
LOW Playing chicken against bullet-pattern reload periods
WTF Enemies can be picked up, but bosses can't
HIGH: Absolutely stunning graphics. How did this start as a mobile game?
LOW: It's one minecart short of being a platform parody.
WTF: Someone on the dev team said, "You know what this inflatable bathmat needs? Ron Swanson's mustache."
HIGH Intriguing mechanic and great haunted house aesthetic
LOW A bit bare-bones on extra modes and features
WTF I killed myself again!
HIGH The art direction and production are superb.
LOW Losing to enemies' Prestige victories over and over again.
WTF Who thought this text was a good, readable size?
HIGH Deploying a double-beam Yamato Cannon and watching the apocalyptic lightshow.
LOW The timed level. Five minutes is not enough time.
WTF Good, the final boss is dead… Wait, WHAT'S attacking us?!?
HIGH The fast-paced action drips with nostalgia.
LOW No online multiplayer, low replay value.
WTF Why are most of the characters named after colors?
HIGH Imagination is everywhere.
LOW Too long for its own good.
WTF The physics do whatever they want.
HIGH Finding out I'm still able to cheat my way through Yellow Devil and the first Wily Tank.
LOW The Alien. Maybe the most annoying boss fight in the series.
WTF Top Spin? I'm supposed to attack by fiercely pirouetting?
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