Mechs. Warriors. Mercenaries.
HIGH The frosty-cool cyberpunk mood and glorious synth soundtrack
LOW Tougher than a cyborg’s titanium codpiece, and not always for the right reasons
WTF Am I wrong for wanting a mission or two during daytime?
Tag: Arcade
Zen Pinball 2: Aliens Vs. Pinball Review
Game over, man! Game over!
HIGH The Aliens table is an instant classic.
LOW The hacking minigame is way too hard.
WTF I forgot (until now) there was an Aliens film I hadn’t seen.
Severed Review
A dull blade
HIGH The art is elegantly amazing.
LOW It runs out of steam way too fast.
WTF Why are there so many locked doors?
Enter The Gungeon Review
And don't stop dodge-rolling once you enter.
HIGH Clearing an entire floor without taking a hit is incredibly satisfying.
LOW The randomness can make some playthroughs impossible to complete.
WTF Pop culture references, like the Nintendo zapper from Duck Hunt.
Assault Android Cactus Review
Doesn't the title say it all?
HIGH Barely surviving each level has never felt so good.
LOW The bosses are massive difficulty spikes on an already balls-hard game.
WTF An unlockable that changes the genre of the game. I love it!
Zen Studios Brings Pinball FX2 to VR
Spacejacked Review
By the power of METAL!
HIGH Readable UI and snappy control options.
LOW The sound effects are constant and grating.
WTF The team's mineral probe has an arcade title screen?
Mega Man Legacy Collection Review
An incomplete legacy
HIGH Another chance to experience the underrated Mega Man 4 and 6.
LOW The omission of the underrated Mega Man 7.
WTF How are there fewer games than in the Mega Man Anniversary Collection?
Bombshell Review
It's Not Worth the Obvious Pun
HIGH The main character is kinda cool
LOW Everything else
WTF Grenades that roll past enemies, go in a circle, and then off a ledge
The Incredible Adventures Of Van Helsing Review
A steaming pile of steampunk.
HIGH Gamers don't need to buy additional classes to play through the game.
LOW Gamers won't want to, either.
WTF Who decided to put a bad tower defense game in the middle of a worse Diablo clone?
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