Tag: Arcade

Steel Assault Review

Not Enough To Stay Hooked

HIGH Tough, but do-able boss fights.

LOW The grappling hook can’t be used for attacking.

WTF Seriously, why can’t the grappling hook harm enemies!?


Mighty Goose Review

Running, Gunning and Goosing!


HIGH Hopping in a vehicle for extra firepower.

LOW The dodge button not being adjacent to the fire button.

WTF It’s convenient that the goose’s name is Goose.


Pac-Man 99 Review

Digital Competitive Eating

HIGH Planning out my route and eating a whole string of ghosts at once.

LOW Getting blockaded by red versions of Pac-Man.

WTF The theme DLCs.


Taxi Chaos Review

Lazy Taxi


HIGH Hey hey, it’s Crazy Taxi…

LOW …and yet, it’s somehow lesser.

WTF I really miss hearing The Offspring go “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.” 


Project Starship X Review

In Space, No One Can Hear You Start Over



HIGH Striking visuals and a great sense of humor. 

LOW Once again, I am asking why every game I play now is so hard. 

WTF Yeah, there’s too much going on.