Not Enough To Stay Hooked
HIGH Tough, but do-able boss fights.
LOW The grappling hook can’t be used for attacking.
WTF Seriously, why can’t the grappling hook harm enemies!?
Steel Assault Review
Tag: Arcade
ExZeus: The Complete Collection Review
A Weak Blast From the Past
HIGH Drifting a motorbike around corners as missiles rain down around me.
LOW The boss that spams screen-clearing attacks.
WTF Is that the ship from The Last Starfighter?
Cruis’n Blast Review
Let’s Go Cruis’n
HIGH A great blend of of real and absurd racecars.
LOW Not much variety on the racetrack.
WTF Why can’t the vehicle turn around and drive the other way!?
Button City Review
Goodbye To The Friends I Had
HIGH Colorful, low-poly visuals.
LOW It’s a bit slow to start.
WTF Gogbots would never catch on in real life!
King Of Seas Review
New Pirate Game, Ho!
HIGH Crazy, unique boats.
LOW Combat gets a little repetitive.
WTF Laser Beams!?
Mighty Goose Review
Running, Gunning and Goosing!
HIGH Hopping in a vehicle for extra firepower.
LOW The dodge button not being adjacent to the fire button.
WTF It’s convenient that the goose’s name is Goose.
Pac-Man 99 Review
Digital Competitive Eating
HIGH Planning out my route and eating a whole string of ghosts at once.
LOW Getting blockaded by red versions of Pac-Man.
WTF The theme DLCs.
Antonball Deluxe Review
Was Playing With My Balls Always This Difficult?
HIGH Controls are tight, and the music absolutely slaps.
LOW No one is online to play with.
WTF Paul.
Taxi Chaos Review
Lazy Taxi
HIGH Hey hey, it’s Crazy Taxi…
LOW …and yet, it’s somehow lesser.
WTF I really miss hearing The Offspring go “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”
Project Starship X Review
In Space, No One Can Hear You Start Over
HIGH Striking visuals and a great sense of humor.
LOW Once again, I am asking why every game I play now is so hard.
WTF Yeah, there’s too much going on.
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