Isn’t Groundhog Day In February?
HIGH Top-notch art direction and animation.
LOW Repetitive puzzle elements.
WTF The endearing character models look creepy after a while.
HIGH Figuring out the combat nuances and wiping out mobs.
LOW Hitting an impassable wall of difficulty after eight hours on Normal.
WTF Where are you when attacked during meditation??
HIGH Sneaking up on a tank and putting a bullet in its gas hatch.
LOW Dying stupidly and finding out that my last checkpoint was 90 minutes ago…. because there aren't checkpoints.
WTF Perfect headsh—He's got a metal mask? Who wears a metal mask?!?
HIGH What a minute—is that Alan Tudyk?
LOW In multiple-path levels the game doesn't bother to mention where enemies are coming from next.
WTF You took away the enemies that missile launchers kill—so why are they still in the game?
HIGH The sniping-only multiplayer. Wait, did I seriously just say multiplayer was the best part of the game? Huh?
LOW The psychic tank pilots make a return.
WTF Shouldn’t I be sniping more? I feel like the title might be false advertising.
HIGH The fight against the tentacled rain god Chaac.
LOW The escape event in the crumbling ruin.
WTF Where did this guy get all these helicopters?
HIGH Testing out feathered arrows on a compound bow.
LOW The ill-conceived fetchquest at the end of the game.
WTF Zombie deer are the deadliest creatures on the islands.
HIGH In the water, pulling the left trigger.
LOW The slightly-off epilogue.
WTF Becoming a blood monster.
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