Tag: 3rd-person

New Gundam Breaker Review

*Includes Everything But Paint Fumes

HIGH I’m not sure what a ‘funnel’ is, but wow, does it WRECK enemies.

LOW Trying to to find all the parts to complete the killer teddy bear.

WTF So, who’s this Char Aznable that people keep talking about?


Hunting Simulator Review

The Ultimate Predator

HIGH Finally tracking down a black bear on a moonless night.

LOW Being forced to hunt rabbits – again – to unlock the next level.

WTF How am I supposed to tell which of these sheep is legendarily formidable? They’re just sheep!


Double Dragon 4 Review

What Year Is It?

HIGH Unlocking the character who can kill anything with an invisible ki blast.

LOW Trying to beat that same character in the main game.

WTF Oh, Marian, will you ever stop getting punched in the stomach?