The Decline And Fall Of The Dead Reich
HIGH I’ll never get tired of killing you, Zombie Hitler.
LOW Waiting two minutes in an empty arena to kill a shield zombie.
WTF That is… a lot of tank.
Zombie Army 4: Dead War Review
Tag: 3rd person shooter
Resident Evil 2 Review
In The City Of The Dead
HIGH Using a magnum kill a licker by shooting through a zombie’s head.
LOW The stories don’t match up?
WTF You are inappropriately flirty given the situation, Claire.
Strange Brigade Review
Adventure Has A Name… And A Lot Of Guns
HIGH Using the energy lasso power to disintegrate a crowd of zombies in seconds.
LOW The fleeing relic carriers are far too easy to miss.
WTF The whole final boss fight.
Bullet Witch Review
A Blast From The Past
HIGH Using the Meteor spell to wipe everything out.
LOW The bone dragon boss that kills with a one-shot.
WTF The game is set in the dystopic future of… 2013!
Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet
Bring A Gun To A Swordfight
HIGH The ‘Death Gun’ fight.
LOW Not being able to shoot up while flying foes can shoot down.
WTF I’m not super-clear on what the purpose of ‘Kiriko’ was.
PAST CURE Review
Psychic Hangovers Are The Worst
HIGH The legitimately creepy broken porcelain foes.
LOW The instant-fail stealth sequence.
WTF The ending, which comes long before the story is finished.
School Girl/Zombie Hunter Review
‘Nuff Said
HIGH Dismemberment weapons.
LOW Auto-aim weapons frequently target enemies on the other side of floors or ceilings.
WTF “Kawaii” is translated as “Adorbs”. This is a gamechanger.
Rogue Trooper Redux Review
The World’s Not Big Enough For Him
HIGH The brutal stealth executions.
LOW Trying to fight on a staircase when all I can see is Rogue’s back.
WTF Where’s my Strontium Dog game, Rebellion?
Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash Review
Are You Sure This Counts As Training?
HIGH In this game, Hikage raps. Enough said.
LOW The super-low rare card drop rates.
WTF The craziest final boss fight in a series known for them.
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