The Post-Human Future Is Furry
HIGH Battling a giant floof while wearing power armor.
LOW There’s no excuse for melee combat this awkward.
WTF The giant monster that wears teddy bear-themed pajamas.
Biomutant Review
Tag: 3rd person shooter
DAEMON X MACHINA Review
To Fight Steel, One Must Become Steel
HIGH Zipping through a high-tech base as everything explodes around me.
LOW A boss that’s out of bounds and impossible to shoot.
WTF Your enemy in this mission: Meteorites!
Resident Evil 3 Review
Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?
HIGH That’s a way more satisfying final boss fight than the original.
LOW Groups of more than two zombies can stun-lock like mad.
WTF I’m sad that the giant worm boss didn’t make the cut.
Zombie Army 4: Dead War Review
The Decline And Fall Of The Dead Reich
HIGH I’ll never get tired of killing you, Zombie Hitler.
LOW Waiting two minutes in an empty arena to kill a shield zombie.
WTF That is… a lot of tank.
Resident Evil 2 Review
In The City Of The Dead
HIGH Using a magnum kill a licker by shooting through a zombie’s head.
LOW The stories don’t match up?
WTF You are inappropriately flirty given the situation, Claire.
Strange Brigade Review
Adventure Has A Name… And A Lot Of Guns
HIGH Using the energy lasso power to disintegrate a crowd of zombies in seconds.
LOW The fleeing relic carriers are far too easy to miss.
WTF The whole final boss fight.
Bullet Witch Review
A Blast From The Past
HIGH Using the Meteor spell to wipe everything out.
LOW The bone dragon boss that kills with a one-shot.
WTF The game is set in the dystopic future of… 2013!
Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet
Bring A Gun To A Swordfight
HIGH The ‘Death Gun’ fight.
LOW Not being able to shoot up while flying foes can shoot down.
WTF I’m not super-clear on what the purpose of ‘Kiriko’ was.
PAST CURE Review
Psychic Hangovers Are The Worst
HIGH The legitimately creepy broken porcelain foes.
LOW The instant-fail stealth sequence.
WTF The ending, which comes long before the story is finished.
School Girl/Zombie Hunter Review
‘Nuff Said
HIGH Dismemberment weapons.
LOW Auto-aim weapons frequently target enemies on the other side of floors or ceilings.
WTF “Kawaii” is translated as “Adorbs”. This is a gamechanger.
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