More Like Zel-Don’t
HIGH The opening setpiece is thrilling in a way the rest of the game isn’t.
LOW What if Ocarina of Time‘s Water Temple didn’t have a map?
WTF Now you want me to fast travel? No thanks, I’ll quit instead.
A Knight’s Quest Review
Tag: 3d Platformers
Little Nightmares: The Depths DLC
They All Float Down Here
HIGH Finally giving that old lady what’s coming to her.
LOW A certain loose plank that could have been much more visible.
WTF Why is it this hard to accurately throw a key?
Voodoo Vince Remastered Review
Cursed By Missed Opportunities
HIGH Humorous self-mutilation is fun. (Now there’s a sentence I’ve never written before.)
LOW Visuals from 2003. Innovation from 1903.
WTF Are there really this many bottomless pits in New Orleans?
Yooka-Laylee Review
Batty Design Choices
HIGH The initial rush of nostalgia.
LOW The boss battles, the mini-games, and the boss battle within a mini-game.
WTF Turning into honey helps me climb icy slopes, but I still have low traction…?
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