Flying Blind
HIGH Equipping the duck head.
LOW Getting powerups and having no idea what they do.
WTF What is the deal with the writing?
Straimium Immortaly Review
Tag: 2D
Door Kickers: Action Squad Review
Kicking Doors AND Ass
HIGH Airtight, finely tuned and popping on all levels.
LOW Not capping a hostage-taker in time. I’m sorry!!!
WTF The max level for a character is… 17?
The Ninja Saviors: Return Of The Warriors review
Revenge Of The Ninja
HIGH Learning to chain disparate moves into screen-clearing combos.
LOW The entire experience will last only a few hours for most people.
WTF The designer of these killer robots sure liked the female form a lot…
Valfaris Review
No One Can Destroy The Metal
HIGH This game shreds so damn hard.
LOW Umm… Uhh… The story is kinda meh?
WTF: It’s a 2D side-scrolling indie action platformer that isn’t a Metroidvania?!?
Whipseey And The Lost Atlas Review
Somewhat Pleasant Platforming
High Anyone can pick it up and play with ease.
Low No checkpoints in any of the levels.
WTF Why does a Jack-in-the-Box shoot rockets?
Mable And The Wood Review
Feed It Into The Chipper
HIGH A lush soundtrack.
LOW Falling into a deathtrap I couldn’t see.
WTF Is that lava? Why isn’t it giving off light during the dark segments?
Blasphemous Review
Sin And Punishment
HIGH Capirotes.
LOW Too much insta-death platforming.
WTF Literally any cutscene out of context.
Mutazione Review
Home Away From Home
HIGH Fantastic art. Nails the feeling of a small community.
LOW It often cuts away from a scene when a pause would be nice.
WTF Spelling it ‘woah’.
Songbird Symphony Review
A Day At The Opera
HIGH The positive energy provided by the atmosphere.
LOW Puzzles that value patience over creativity.
WTF One of the habitats is being inhabited by dating gurus.
Yuppie Psycho Review
Blood-Red Collar Work
HIGH Finding all of the hidden short films.
LOW The third boss fight is borderline incomprehensible.
WTF I swear that’s James Spader right over there.
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