Tag: 2D

This Is Not A Review: Gravitators

Sadly I’m unable to ethically review Gravitators. I started playing a year ago when it was in beta. I put in more than fifty hours of testing and offered notes copious enough that I wound up with a special thanks in the credits. It’s too bad this can’t be a review, though, because it would be an absurdly positive one.


UnMetal Review

A Joke 34 Years In The Telling

HIGH The compass gag is an all-time great joke.

LOW A key item disappeared from my inventory and I had to restart the level.

WTF Need Choloroform? Just mix a bottle of Chloro and a bottle of Form!


Demon Turf Review

The Devil Is In The Details

HIGH Holy hell, these visuals.

LOW The camera can be a bit finicky. 

WTF Why hasn’t this aesthetic been attempted before?


Minute Of Islands Review

Your Own. Personal. Limbo.

HIGH Unique visuals, both dreamy and nightmarish.

LOW Unmemorable level layouts.

WTF Why is it a guessing game to figure out which terrain I can walk on ?!


Cozy Grove Review

Returning Color To A Haunted Island


HIGH The art style is wonderful.

LOW Time-gating content holds the experience back.

WTF Postmaster Bear received a package of bloody bear claws…