The Carapace Must Hold
HIGH Superb animation, tight controls, wonderful world design.
LOW Some of the bosses are deeply demoralizing.
WTF The world is so open, I went more than 25 hours before finding a *crucial* starting vendor!
Tag: 2D
Milanoir Review
Spaghetti Sadness
HIGH Constantly being reminded of Hotline Miami, and those memories of happier times.
LOW Fighting the abysmal controls at every moment of play.
WTF Too much to list.
West Of Loathing Review
The Best RPG This Side Of The Pecos
HIGH Shockingly nuanced and detailed, both in writing and game design.
LOW My failure to figure out Stench resistance for far too long.
WTF The game’s obsession with spittoons, but in the best possible way.
The Adventure Pals Review
Good Friends, Good Times
HIGH Sparkles the giraffe.
LOW Level designs feel repetitive.
WTF The Cupcake Cat.
Pop-Up Pilgrims Review
Heavenly Demonic
HIGH Charming Japanese design.
LOW Difficult, frustrating control scheme.
WTF This game is a literal pain in the neck.
Way Of The Passive Fist Review
Passive PUNCH!
HIGH Defending perfectly against a huge wave of enemies and knocking them all out with a body slam.
LOW The second boss’s pinpoint long-range attack.
WTF No more books?
Castle Of Heart Review
A Knight In Corroded Armor
HIGH The storybook intro and outro are rather nice.
LOW The controls are atrocious.
WTF A classic-style, side-scrolling platformer that only controls with the analog stick?
Dandara Review
Historical (Science) Fiction
HIGH Dandara’s world is a joy to explore.
LOW The final battle is disappointingly anticlimactic.
WTF I still don’t fully understand what Salt is.
Full Metal Furies Review
Flashy Furious Fighting with Friends
HIGH Unique characters that demand teamwork to be used effectively.
LOW Occasionally beating my head against a wall due to difficulty.
WTF Should they have tried to make this Minotaur so… sexy?
Darkest Dungeon (Switch) Review
Scary Hard… On The Eyes
HIGH Deep, satisfying combat. Stellar artwork. More difficulty options.
LOW It’s tough on the eyes in portable mode.
WTF Why doesn’t the DLC come standard with the base release?
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