Was Playing With My Balls Always This Difficult?
HIGH Controls are tight, and the music absolutely slaps.
LOW No one is online to play with.
WTF Paul.
Antonball Deluxe Review
Tag: 2D
Battlecruisers Review
Ship Versus Ship At The End Of The World
HIGH Launching a nuke at an opposing cruiser.
LOW No multiplayer.
WTF What do robots need battlecruisers for anyway?
Everhood Review
Immortality, Morality, and Dancing
HIGH The combination of profound themes and wacky characters is terrific.
LOW Dodging rhythm-based attacks off-beat is counterintuitive.
WTF Buddha throwing musical notes at me.
Skul: The Hero Slayer Review
No Bones To Pick
HIGH The Rider skull.
LOW The “normal” difficulty is ludicrously harsh.
WTF Anything to do with the plot.
SNK Vs Capcom: The Match Of The Millennium Review
Valid In Any Given Millennium
HIGH This game is cute, concentrated nostalgia.
LOW Unlocking characters is a bit too random.
WTF I legitimately found myself trying to use Yuri’s moves while playing as Sakura.
Half Past Fate: Romantic Distancing Review
If Only Lockdown Ended So Quickly
HIGH The environment is pretty.
LOW It’s too short to accomplish anything memorable.
WTF The chat sounds are annoying.
Sense: A Cyberpunk Ghost Story Review
Spooky Cyber
HIGH The apartment building is genuinely spooky.
LOW Constantly backtracking is a nuisance.
WTF I bought a soda and I died.
Aground Review
A Productive Lord Of The Flies
HIGH Consistent, meaningful upgrades.
LOW The moment-to-moment gameplay isn’t very engaging.
WTF Going from wild boars to man-eating wyrms in the first ten minutes.
Ender Lilies Preview
When I downed the first boss of Ember Lilies on my second attempt, I felt really good… at least, I did until she transformed into a walking Eldritch abomination with unnaturally long limbs and hair that looked like it came from The Ring. After she killed me, I expected a moment signaling that it was an unwinnable battle, but nope. I woke up on a bench outside of the boss room and it was time to try again.
Habroxia 2 Review
Memories Of An Era Long-Gone
HIGH A well-designed futuristic armory.
LOW: Arcade shoot-’em-ups used to be more challenging, didn’t they?
WTF: No support for mouse & keyboard on PC?
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