Prehysterically Awful
HIGH The first boss fight is kind of okay!
LOW The jumping is awful, and it’s a platformer.
WTF I suspect that zero people playtested the rocket-pack sequence.
Jet Kave Adventure Review
Tag: 2D Platformers
Almost There: The Platformer Review
The Devil’s Triangle Jump
HIGH The bouncy house/missile dodge level is a classic.
LOW A central mechanic is broken.
WTF Wait, I can just go over this wall of lasers? Awesome!
Citrouille Review
It’s Candy Time!
HIGH Chicken strike!
LOW Those damned homing speed-salamanders.
WTF How can you have a goth witch? She’s already a witch!
Omega Strike Review
But There’s A Talking Bear!
HIGH The final multi-stage fight.
LOW Trying to remember where I was supposed to use the ‘dash’ ability.
WTF Who thought that junkyard robot was a good idea for a boss?
Mega Man X Legacy Collection 1 & 2 Review
A Moderately X-cellent Collection
HIGH The first half of the collection.
LOW The second half of the collection.
WTF Stop making two-part collections!
Shantae: Half-Genie Hero Ultimate Edition Review
Half Great, All Good
HIGH Risky Boots’ adventure.
LOW Fighting the same bosses in every mode.
WTF Rottytops’ “teleport” move is unique.
Rad Rodgers Review
Sometimes Nostalgia Isn’t Enough
HIGH Unleashing the laser cannon on unsuspecting foes.
LOW The boomerang boss’s many one-hit-kill attacks.
WTF There are spiky death floors that look almost exactly like safe floors.
Typoman: Revised Review
Scrabble In Limbo
HIGH The ESCAPE puzzle.
LOW Often difficult to parse whether I was trying the wrong solution, or unsuccessfully attempting the right one.
WTF The MacGuffin is the title character’s left arm.
Aegis Defenders Review
God Is Dead? Or Just Napping?
HIGH Basically all of Kobo’s dialogue.
LOW Finding my carefully designed defenses useless against endless waves of giant slimes.
WTF Sure, why wouldn’t adding a mine to a mushroom equal a dragon head that shoots ice?
Hidden Dragon Legend Review
A Legendarily Slow Blade
HIGH The giant mech fight.
LOW All the other combat.
WTF Okay, so I restarted that trap chase 35 times.
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