Do I Really Have To Face My Fears?
HIGH That art style.
LOW Man, I’m too dumb when it comes to puzzle games.
WTF Wait, why am I crying?
Shady Part Of Me Review
Tag: 2D Platformers
Batbarian: Testament Of the Primordials Review
A Labyrinth Of Secrets
HIGH The three imp guards.
LOW The Map.
WTF So Styx is one of my partners? Weird.
Jet Kave Adventure Review
Prehysterically Awful
HIGH The first boss fight is kind of okay!
LOW The jumping is awful, and it’s a platformer.
WTF I suspect that zero people playtested the rocket-pack sequence.
Almost There: The Platformer Review
The Devil’s Triangle Jump
HIGH The bouncy house/missile dodge level is a classic.
LOW A central mechanic is broken.
WTF Wait, I can just go over this wall of lasers? Awesome!
Citrouille Review
It’s Candy Time!
HIGH Chicken strike!
LOW Those damned homing speed-salamanders.
WTF How can you have a goth witch? She’s already a witch!
Omega Strike Review
But There’s A Talking Bear!
HIGH The final multi-stage fight.
LOW Trying to remember where I was supposed to use the ‘dash’ ability.
WTF Who thought that junkyard robot was a good idea for a boss?
Mega Man X Legacy Collection 1 & 2 Review
A Moderately X-cellent Collection
HIGH The first half of the collection.
LOW The second half of the collection.
WTF Stop making two-part collections!
Shantae: Half-Genie Hero Ultimate Edition Review
Half Great, All Good
HIGH Risky Boots’ adventure.
LOW Fighting the same bosses in every mode.
WTF Rottytops’ “teleport” move is unique.
Rad Rodgers Review
Sometimes Nostalgia Isn’t Enough
HIGH Unleashing the laser cannon on unsuspecting foes.
LOW The boomerang boss’s many one-hit-kill attacks.
WTF There are spiky death floors that look almost exactly like safe floors.
Typoman: Revised Review
Scrabble In Limbo
HIGH The ESCAPE puzzle.
LOW Often difficult to parse whether I was trying the wrong solution, or unsuccessfully attempting the right one.
WTF The MacGuffin is the title character’s left arm.
Recent Comments